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Josef Oberpichler
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:37 pm    Post subject: Re: believe nuthin Reply with quote

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Quote:
believe nuthin
+++


that's th way

be sceptical of everything


ya have to be right sometime right ?

+++
easy star all stars
'us and them'
+++


"i feel like killing somebody"

wanna point th bone of death or are ya


feelin physical

"dont care"

+++

it's an addiction paulie

+++
city high
'best friends'
+++

sorry
how many ppl ya wanna kill kutaman ?

+++

"i dunno but"

"doesnt feel as good if less than fifty thousand"


i'll see what i can arrange


"thanks"

+++

"it's th only way to handle bein"

"hypersensitive"

+++

any particular nationality ?

"long as it's not australians"


+++

was sittin in th shower
th other mornin


and had this feeling of
bein stuck underground

buried
for six hours


flicked ont h telly and
watched th news

a guy was stuck
in a

+++
the black eyed peas
'labor day'(it's a holiday)
+++

a worker
stuck in a trench collapse


earlier in th morning


for six hours

+++


oh good

it was buggin me


they got im out

and he's on his way to th hospital


kuta

+++

was a local

brisbane australia


sorry

i feel aussies


first

+++

i'm prejudiced

+++

it's th long weekend

this weekend


raining outside

most of us arent complaining


we havent had good rain in

eons


little brother is about two hours from

hitchin on th little caravan


and headin up to th

four wheel drive park

mud
mud
mud

+++

how do th three t's go paulie ?

"i'll go ask about triple t's"


can ya drop into th pub while yur at it ?

"bourbon ?"


be nice thanks

"ok jenny"

.
.
.

+++

triple t's rule of offroading


two toots (on th horn)
two taps (up th bum of th front vehicle)
two ton (drive thru im "or her")


+++

small panel damage

+++
pj harvey
'down by the water'
+++

so if ya lost yur heart
down by th bridge

did ya have any

panel damage

+++

with a bit of luck
it'll be muddie for ya

little brother

+++

he still
playin with th poptop camper

installing lights

th other
land rover driver

has arrived

gave im a bourbaon and


th young guy next door


half way thru a

land rover mechanic's apprenticeship


we ad some fun



nah i'm
stayin ome and

downloadin porn all night


too wet

smiel

+++

it's a rain day

+++

maybe pirate some music

you know

+++
jewel
'i wont walk away'
+++


said i wasnt goin out

u deaf windows ?

+++

put my

burn


hydrogen and

oxygen


and inject water

to scottie



he wants to build it

+++

then we turn off th

hydrogen and oxygen

just a starter motor


trust me

+++

scottie thinks

this how

horvath water car worked


maybe dude


he was a queenslander too

+++

smokin drugs
go away psychic blog

+++

"cluey cunt"
shutup

+++

the fortitude valley
was dead last night

so th young fella said
at th shop

i care

+++

truly madly deeply

+++

nother bourbon paulie

"you;ve had two"

so

+++
city high
'why'
+++

cause i fuckin feel liek it


"k"

+++

brucie's place
would be better to work on it


next to th sea
his old man keen

we should build it
i got a better

idea of how to fire it now

+++

"u singin today jenny ?"

just background with media player


"ok"

+++

got th xf
sideways


goin to th pub
lovely slide

maybe we go out and hit
th steel grates on th unicycle paulie

+++
U2
'desire'
+++


"u love slidin th wheel"
f*** yeah

i'm the man

+++

my nephew
today

convinced he;d


jump over th coping

into th skatebowl


on a unicycle

i dunno brother


ya wanna be able to
jump gutters confidently first

+++

just cause i can
doesnt mean u can

+++

"my nephew will do it"
his unicycle has moved to th workshop


"he likes th 26"

+++
mason williams
'classical gas'
+++

so do i

+++


singin background

f*** off

.
.
.

lovely progression

+++

dint think you;d doen bongs scottie

never judge a book by it's cover

+++

somebody chopped th end off it

+++

here cums th rain

+++
joel turner and the modern day poets
'these kids'
+++

stop cryin

young man

+++

a young guy dyin
while goin out to score

a little bag of weed
down woodridge way

+++


life sucks

+++

when yur young

+++

dam's have slipped to

just over
30%


if we slip under

we go to level three


water restrictions

+++


little brothers business is roofing

ya have to wash em


before ya fix em and

paint em


+++


rain slows down th work but

ppl ring who's roofs leak and


th dam has to replenish

so we can wash


th next one

+++

th roof is leaking
"we'll pop round after th rain stops"


but

"it's a green snot algae bloom"


"terracotta roof"

"sorry maam"


"see ya after th rain"

+++


we dint climb on it this morning

+++

and push
3200 psi of water presssure

to clean it

+++

dont run over yur toes

+++

oh

th nephew got an infected toe


nother pushie crash


ride a man's bike boy

you;ve got one

+++
tenacious d
'inward singing'
+++


oh no

i tell im outright

+++
frente
'bizarre love triangle'
+++

i am not
goin out with two girls again

even if yur blunt
i was


double th emotion and barely

double th sex

+++

still
when it goes under one day in two

bye bye baby


i love ya but


i got these testicles


you know

+++

"jane"

hmm

+++

"she knows ya love er"

+++
coldplay
'yellow'
+++

bree's song

i lifted it again


"oh dear"

+++


cant believe
i slept with ya

and we dint f***
and did it again

every sunday night
morticia would f*** me stupid

sunday afternoon


knew where i was goin



ya know she loved ya too bree

+++

i had to stop dancing


cow


+++

last time out on th floor

i finally got jiggy with it


came into th real world

and counted how many trannies
and


even a girl


dancin with me


ok

+++

my male half

had some words with me

+++

later

+++

how's yur gay sister goin ?

+++

for you i'd bleed myself dry - lyric

+++


i know
you'll never forget me


i'll never forget you

+++

th hashpipe tatses fucked paulie

"i cleaned it"

bugger

+++
jet
'look what you;ve done'
+++


yeah
you;ve fucked th taste

+++

"five more cones it'll taste better"

five more cones

anythin will taste better

+++

gimme th bourbon

+++


coughin my guts up
can still taste th boiling hot water

+++

think i;ve cracked it paulie
"havent hit th workshop yet"

experiment in th mind first

+++

just liek programming really

+++
t rex
'telegram sam'
+++

"i dunno"
"when i program"

"i rely too much on my psychic ability"

+++

same thing man

+++

so how has
windows


microsoft

hidden it;s secrets in this operating system




and doesit have

a magic number liek DOS did

+++


use th magic number
as th first letter of th name of th file


by pressing th alt key
and puttin it in

and


DOS cant see th file


neither can YOU

the user

+++


windows 95

couldnt see


anything under th
recycle bin

directory


we hid lots of things there



had four kids


you know

+++

"with th first character bein a magic DOS number"

DOS couldnt see any of it neither

+++
jewel
'break me'
+++


they changed th rules

sometimes in midstream



receive an update to th operating system and


hmm


my program doesnt work anymore

+++


look for th next


hole

+++

smile


use

three different ways to copy memory

or explorer threw


page faults


cross process messaging

in th undermind of windows



"using memory mapped files"

+++


alright explorer.exe

cough yur guts up

where are th fuckin icons located ?

+++

th things ya have to do

to write a simple

desktop pet in visual basic

+++

one visual basic board called it


i gave it away


low level system programming

and well commented


in visual basic

+++


i wanna work on imageowl paulie

image recognition in basic


purple showin it to ppl

"it's th last version"


time to do an update

+++
kristin hersh and michael stipe
'your ghost'
+++

wot version am i up to paulie ?
"4.00"

see
no .01 update even yet

+++

"it works"

+++

only sees in red
"designed for porn"


we could make it better

+++


"more complicated ya mean"

+++

i havent updated th help since version two

"any fundamentals changed ?"

no


not to th user


"well..."

+++
city high
'you dont know me'
+++

i dont know me

and i am me

+++

when i say

mankind


sorry

humanity will leave th earth


on fire made from

salt water



i say that
as th guy who


cracked windows 95's secrets

and opened th front door


and th whole basic programming community

got access to everything on th desktop


well those who can read

wasnt advertised that way on th boards

+++

been a legend in amny places

+++

a skatebowl down th road for one

+++

love it when
th unicycle tyre

slides
goin down th wall

and th little boys and girls
too scared to try it for emselves

forget they shouldnt be mouthy

+++
shakespears sister
'catwoman'
+++


sometimes i might be

elizabethe anne shake a spear

not a good time talk to me

+++

stole a bit of
elizabeths mind

back there in th US

+++

u'll never escape b***h

knew wot you were gettin into

+++

meld with paulie and

well

after th fourth relationship


ya start growin a brain


+++

"who's got th record ?"

melinda i think, seven


"never broken up with her"

black girl


you her kadaitcha man

her te

+++

"wot's morticia up to ?"

four th way i see it



disturbed as

last time we spoke


wants a visit and

a coffee



"and a big dick"
hey it's morticia


"well she fucks in th doorway of a nightclub"

"woman gotta be horny"

+++


catwoman's friend

lee's friend

"finally got there"

"hi catwoman"

+++
simon and garfunkel
'cecialia'
+++


when i was singinw ith yur
boyfriend

in th strete

and elsewhere and


u and i were dirty dancin



got yur sms th other night

yur gunna be a grandmother


u'll still grow old disgracefully

+++



ya page three model

wild redhead


when we can afford it ok

need so much drugs to visit u

+++
david gray
'the other side'
+++

may as well be


she in cockroach land


down in new south wales


"mexico"

+++

most of th boys next door
from sydney side


nice folk
for th most part

+++

i called victoria a little boy again

you goin playin pokies dressed liek that ?


smiel

cant help myself

+++

gorgeous tits

style


dressed in

black and white and



skinny

+++

u'll have a kid to pj

+++

exotic skin

be proud of it


not th same as th rest

a freak like me

+++
the offspring
'track 7'
+++


offspring

"think ya got that one"

+++

i get most


"enough anyway"

+++


is good training

+++

"and all ya need is notepad sid"

"you'd like that"

+++

real programmers program in notepad
dont need a semi inteligent IDE


+++

"integrated devolopment environment"

+++


ok sid

why reinvent th wheel ?


cause a 26 unicycle

is more fun than a 24


and my prototype suspension uni is in disgrace

gave me huge faceplant



kivin outside for a bit
till she learns her lesson


gotta chop up a


$3000


bicycle

stead of a
$150 one

+++
the black eyed peas
'my humps'
+++


huge hump
th b***h has got

stickin out th back

shockie and

half th bicycle frame


huge arse

+++


so heavy



but

sorta works

th nephew can ride it

out th driveway

+++


when th tail slides


give it up



+++

seriously

+++

fuckin girls

+++


girls bikes should be abused


and chopped in half



make two men's bikes

+++

rough cut
no anesthesia

+++

fine me for ridin a bicycle

ya council cunt

+++

"it's raining"
"give it up"

+++


seven days after th wizard cracked a darkie


"well fancy that"

+++


fuckin reality


+++


"i'll ge th drugs"

+++

.
.
.

+++


i'm not cumin singin jess


though i am a little wet


went a bit high on that note

+++


i cant be real paulie

"'s ok"

+++

surreal

+++

i got a

goodies bike


used to have three seats

i built it up and

then

chopped two seats off

to make a ute


long term project

+++
jewel
'this way'
+++


took off th other two sets of pedals

and rode it thru th xmas lights

+++


we havent gotten around to cobblin up a
ute back

for it

one day

+++

further

th out of it trandem




ya got no front brakes b***h

last time i took ya to th shops



was scary as

+++

paulei tryin to

figure out

how much drug to throw in th mullbowl


for th evening like





scus ei

.
.
.

wher'd i leave th drugs ?

"mellow out"

"if ya cant find em"

"ya dont need em"



f*** off paulei

.
.
.

tryin to find th half full baggie

amongst th empties

+++
violent femmes
'jesus walking on the water'
+++


two foot unicycle
one foot of water

piece of piss

+++

"triple t"

in th surf ?


"how many times i been crash tackled in th surf ?"


cool as

+++

26 inch unicycle aint two ton paulie

"maybe not but"

"i know how to lean forward"


+++


u been generous man


just seen how much drug in th bowl

+++

i'll just knock that down a bit

"have fun jen"


+++
golden earring
'radar love'
+++


just what i wanted
a lovely present

+++

my identical
twin

bein nice to me for a change

+++


scotty said i gotta
tribal elder haircut

he might be right

+++

my hair's gotten

big


grows fast

i'm healthy

+++

six pack abs

skinny as


not one ounce of fat

+++

unicycle is

best fitness method

ever

+++

low impact

smile



ppl smiel at ya everywhere

+++

"where your other wheel ?"

ya see this cricket bat


th wedge end

is goin up yur arse man


"it's not big enough"

+++

stop havin a go at me ya cunt

"yur aussie aint ya ?"


yeah

"well..."

+++

i cant be real

unfortunately i am

+++

believe nuthin

+++

paulei's fucked off to th fridge for another

bourbon


back soon

.
.
.

wasnt
got caught up

rabbitin


paulei laughin at me

.
.
.


u2
'all i want is you'
+++

nah man

u havent sung to gay guys


sorry

i jumped a bit hard there

+++


cant sit and
sing

on that bus stop man

+++
pj harvey
'send his love to me'
+++

i was off
playin host

little brother havin a shower and
th nephew gettin dressed


+++


when are ya vaguely comin home man ?


ok

+++


i dunno


i got caught with th last chick

i brought in th door



wandered into little brothers room
lookin for th little girls room

round four am

+++

georgia

"on my mind"


+++

best kiss

+++

"i reckon she found th little girls room"

alright black

+++

ok man
i dragged a groupie home

+++
kylie minogue
'sweet music'
+++

got called away

th boys leavin


can i pull is washin off th line tomorrow


if it;s dry man




music

UP

+++

"wait five minutes"
"they;re just hookin on"


anythin to not turn kylie up

"well..."

+++

hmmm

+++

last time ya slipped away campin

it rained


i laughed then too

smile

+++

they want th mud

+++

to them it's

sweet music

+++
nirvana
'polly'
+++

yeah

+++

never live with a sulpur crested cockatoo

not all they;re squacked up to be

+++



wanna run th gas
cleaning tip

thru th hashpipe paulei

.
.
.

ah
no

i believe that's

protected content


tryint o log onto th net



hang on


.
.
.

dumb computer

cant ya wait five minutes


land rover in th driveway

idlin

they hitchin th trailer



said their gbyes

+++

oh

th range rover is comin in th shed

+++


takin th long wheelbase landie


"just one"


"leavin one behind"


+++

can grab th phone line now

and go dialup

+++


one or eight songs i wanna

pirate


and

there's always porn i aint seen


and rated

+++

we all end up with eclectic porn scottie

it aint all old porn

+++

i've lived with
seven of th bitches


u think yur complaining

+++

sex goes under one day in two


yur outta here

+++
bjork
'violently happy'
+++


cool as

+++

go and find another boy who
makes ya fully wet

+++

she destroyed th bed

i slept on th floor


th wet spot took

over

+++

mad irish redhead

+++


later guys

be safe
and



have fun with th sideways s**t in th mud


+++


i'll crack th unicycle out when

th gutters are still runnin and


th water still goin down

th drains


and go surf th drains in comfort

when th rain stops

+++

all th rocks ave been washed away and

ya can get a goodf run


down th flowin drain

without goin


cuntup

+++

i cant be real

but i am

.
.
.

'the man"
pirate jenny
"and the land surfer"

+++
p.s.

the monkees
'i'm a believer'
+++
edie brickhill
'what i am'
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kutaman
science forum Guru


Joined: 15 Jun 2005
Posts: 459

PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:10 am    Post subject: believe nuthin Reply with quote

believe nuthin
+++


that's th way

be sceptical of everything


ya have to be right sometime right ?

+++
easy star all stars
'us and them'
+++


"i feel like killing somebody"

wanna point th bone of death or are ya


feelin physical

"dont care"

+++

it's an addiction paulie

+++
city high
'best friends'
+++

sorry
how many ppl ya wanna kill kutaman ?

+++

"i dunno but"

"doesnt feel as good if less than fifty thousand"


i'll see what i can arrange


"thanks"

+++

"it's th only way to handle bein"

"hypersensitive"

+++

any particular nationality ?

"long as it's not australians"


+++

was sittin in th shower
th other mornin


and had this feeling of
bein stuck underground

buried
for six hours


flicked ont h telly and
watched th news

a guy was stuck
in a

+++
the black eyed peas
'labor day'(it's a holiday)
+++

a worker
stuck in a trench collapse


earlier in th morning


for six hours

+++


oh good

it was buggin me


they got im out

and he's on his way to th hospital


kuta

+++

was a local

brisbane australia


sorry

i feel aussies


first

+++

i'm prejudiced

+++

it's th long weekend

this weekend


raining outside

most of us arent complaining


we havent had good rain in

eons


little brother is about two hours from

hitchin on th little caravan


and headin up to th

four wheel drive park

mud
mud
mud

+++

how do th three t's go paulie ?

"i'll go ask about triple t's"


can ya drop into th pub while yur at it ?

"bourbon ?"


be nice thanks

"ok jenny"

..
..
..

+++

triple t's rule of offroading


two toots (on th horn)
two taps (up th bum of th front vehicle)
two ton (drive thru im "or her")


+++

small panel damage

+++
pj harvey
'down by the water'
+++

so if ya lost yur heart
down by th bridge

did ya have any

panel damage

+++

with a bit of luck
it'll be muddie for ya

little brother

+++

he still
playin with th poptop camper

installing lights

th other
land rover driver

has arrived

gave im a bourbaon and


th young guy next door


half way thru a

land rover mechanic's apprenticeship


we ad some fun



nah i'm
stayin ome and

downloadin porn all night


too wet

<<< smiel >>>

+++

it's a rain day

+++

maybe pirate some music

you know

+++
jewel
'i wont walk away'
+++


said i wasnt goin out

u deaf windows ?

+++

put my

burn


hydrogen and

oxygen


and inject water

to scottie



he wants to build it

+++

then we turn off th

hydrogen and oxygen

just a starter motor


trust me

+++

scottie thinks

this how

horvath water car worked


maybe dude


he was a queenslander too

+++

smokin drugs
go away psychic blog

+++

"cluey cunt"
shutup

+++

the fortitude valley
was dead last night

so th young fella said
at th shop

i care

+++

truly madly deeply

+++

nother bourbon paulie

"you;ve had two"

so

+++
city high
'why'
+++

cause i fuckin feel liek it


"k"

+++

brucie's place
would be better to work on it


next to th sea
his old man keen

we should build it
i got a better

idea of how to fire it now

+++

"u singin today jenny ?"

just background with media player


"ok"

+++

got th xf
sideways


goin to th pub
lovely slide

maybe we go out and hit
th steel grates on th unicycle paulie

+++
U2
'desire'
+++


"u love slidin th wheel"
f*** yeah

i'm the man

+++

my nephew
today

convinced he;d


jump over th coping

into th skatebowl


on a unicycle

i dunno brother


ya wanna be able to
jump gutters confidently first

+++

just cause i can
doesnt mean u can

+++

"my nephew will do it"
his unicycle has moved to th workshop


"he likes th 26"

+++
mason williams
'classical gas'
+++

so do i

+++


singin background

f*** off

..
..
..

lovely progression

+++

dint think you;d doen bongs scottie

never judge a book by it's cover

+++

somebody chopped th end off it

+++

here cums th rain

+++
joel turner and the modern day poets
'these kids'
+++

stop cryin

young man

+++

a young guy dyin
while goin out to score

a little bag of weed
down woodridge way

+++


life sucks

+++

when yur young

+++

dam's have slipped to

just over
30%


if we slip under

we go to level three


water restrictions

+++


little brothers business is roofing

ya have to wash em


before ya fix em and

paint em


+++


rain slows down th work but

ppl ring who's roofs leak and


th dam has to replenish

so we can wash


th next one

+++

th roof is leaking
"we'll pop round after th rain stops"


but

"it's a green snot algae bloom"


"terracotta roof"

"sorry maam"


"see ya after th rain"

+++


we dint climb on it this morning

+++

and push
3200 psi of water presssure

to clean it

+++

dont run over yur toes

+++

oh

th nephew got an infected toe


nother pushie crash


ride a man's bike boy

you;ve got one

+++
tenacious d
'inward singing'
+++


oh no

i tell im outright

+++
frente
'bizarre love triangle'
+++

i am not
goin out with two girls again

even if yur blunt
i was


double th emotion and barely

double th sex

+++

still
when it goes under one day in two

bye bye baby


i love ya but


i got these testicles


you know

+++

"jane"

hmm

+++

"she knows ya love er"

+++
coldplay
'yellow'
+++

bree's song

i lifted it again


"oh dear"

+++


cant believe
i slept with ya

and we dint f***
and did it again

every sunday night
morticia would f*** me stupid

sunday afternoon


knew where i was goin



ya know she loved ya too bree

+++

i had to stop dancing


cow


+++

last time out on th floor

i finally got jiggy with it


came into th real world

and counted how many trannies
and


even a girl


dancin with me


ok

+++

my male half

had some words with me

+++

later

+++

how's yur gay sister goin ?

+++

for you i'd bleed myself dry - lyric

+++


i know
you'll never forget me


i'll never forget you

+++

th hashpipe tatses fucked paulie

"i cleaned it"

bugger

+++
jet
'look what you;ve done'
+++


yeah
you;ve fucked th taste

+++

"five more cones it'll taste better"

five more cones

anythin will taste better

+++

gimme th bourbon

+++


coughin my guts up
can still taste th boiling hot water

+++

think i;ve cracked it paulie
"havent hit th workshop yet"

experiment in th mind first

+++

just liek programming really

+++
t rex
'telegram sam'
+++

"i dunno"
"when i program"

"i rely too much on my psychic ability"

+++

same thing man

+++

so how has
windows


microsoft

hidden it;s secrets in this operating system




and doesit have

a magic number liek DOS did

+++


use th magic number
as th first letter of th name of th file


by pressing th alt key
and puttin it in

and


DOS cant see th file


neither can YOU

the user

+++


windows 95

couldnt see


anything under th
recycle bin

directory


we hid lots of things there



had four kids


you know

+++

"with th first character bein a magic DOS number"

DOS couldnt see any of it neither

+++
jewel
'break me'
+++


they changed th rules

sometimes in midstream



receive an update to th operating system and


hmm


my program doesnt work anymore

+++


look for th next


hole

+++

<<< smile >>>


use

three different ways to copy memory

or explorer threw


page faults


cross process messaging

in th undermind of windows



"using memory mapped files"

+++


alright explorer.exe

cough yur guts up

where are th fuckin icons located ?

+++

th things ya have to do

to write a simple

desktop pet in visual basic

+++

one visual basic board called it


i gave it away


low level system programming

and well commented


in visual basic

+++


i wanna work on imageowl paulie

image recognition in basic


purple showin it to ppl

"it's th last version"


time to do an update

+++
kristin hersh and michael stipe
'your ghost'
+++

wot version am i up to paulie ?
"4.00"

see
no .01 update even yet

+++

"it works"

+++

only sees in red
"designed for porn"


we could make it better

+++


"more complicated ya mean"

+++

i havent updated th help since version two

"any fundamentals changed ?"

no


not to th user


"well..."

+++
city high
'you dont know me'
+++

i dont know me

and i am me

+++

when i say

mankind


sorry

humanity will leave th earth


on fire made from

salt water



i say that
as th guy who


cracked windows 95's secrets

and opened th front door


and th whole basic programming community

got access to everything on th desktop


well those who can read

wasnt advertised that way on th boards

+++

been a legend in amny places

+++

a skatebowl down th road for one

+++

love it when
th unicycle tyre

slides
goin down th wall

and th little boys and girls
too scared to try it for emselves

forget they shouldnt be mouthy

+++
shakespears sister
'catwoman'
+++


sometimes i might be

elizabethe anne shake a spear

not a good time talk to me

+++

stole a bit of
elizabeths mind

back there in th US

+++

u'll never escape b***h

knew wot you were gettin into

+++

meld with paulie and

well

after th fourth relationship


ya start growin a brain


+++

"who's got th record ?"

melinda i think, seven


"never broken up with her"

black girl


you her kadaitcha man

her te

+++

"wot's morticia up to ?"

four th way i see it



disturbed as

last time we spoke


wants a visit and

a coffee



"and a big dick"
hey it's morticia


"well she fucks in th doorway of a nightclub"

"woman gotta be horny"

+++


catwoman's friend

lee's friend

"finally got there"

"hi catwoman"

+++
simon and garfunkel
'cecialia'
+++


when i was singinw ith yur
boyfriend

in th strete

and elsewhere and


u and i were dirty dancin



got yur sms th other night

yur gunna be a grandmother


u'll still grow old disgracefully

+++



ya page three model

wild redhead


when we can afford it ok

need so much drugs to visit u

+++
david gray
'the other side'
+++

may as well be


she in cockroach land


down in new south wales


"mexico"

+++

most of th boys next door
from sydney side


nice folk
for th most part

+++

i called victoria a little boy again

you goin playin pokies dressed liek that ?


<<<smiel >>>

cant help myself

+++

gorgeous tits

style


dressed in

black and white and



skinny

+++

u'll have a kid to pj

+++

exotic skin

be proud of it


not th same as th rest

a freak like me

+++
the offspring
'track 7'
+++


offspring

"think ya got that one"

+++

i get most


"enough anyway"

+++


is good training

+++

"and all ya need is notepad sid"

"you'd like that"

+++

real programmers program in notepad
dont need a semi inteligent IDE


+++

"integrated devolopment environment"

+++


ok sid

why reinvent th wheel ?


cause a 26 unicycle

is more fun than a 24


and my prototype suspension uni is in disgrace

gave me huge faceplant



kivin outside for a bit
till she learns her lesson


gotta chop up a


$3000


bicycle

stead of a
$150 one

+++
the black eyed peas
'my humps'
+++


huge hump
th b***h has got

stickin out th back

shockie and

half th bicycle frame


huge arse

+++


so heavy



but

sorta works

th nephew can ride it

out th driveway

+++


when th tail slides


give it up



+++

seriously

+++

fuckin girls

+++


girls bikes should be abused


and chopped in half



make two men's bikes

+++

rough cut
no anesthesia

+++

fine me for ridin a bicycle

ya council cunt

+++

"it's raining"
"give it up"

+++


seven days after th wizard cracked a darkie


"well fancy that"

+++


fuckin reality


+++


"i'll ge th drugs"

+++

..
..
..

+++


i'm not cumin singin jess


though i am a little wet


went a bit high on that note

+++


i cant be real paulie

"'s ok"

+++

surreal

+++

i got a

goodies bike


used to have three seats

i built it up and

then

chopped two seats off

to make a ute


long term project

+++
jewel
'this way'
+++


took off th other two sets of pedals

and rode it thru th xmas lights

+++


we havent gotten around to cobblin up a
ute back

for it

one day

+++

further

th out of it trandem




ya got no front brakes b***h

last time i took ya to th shops



was scary as

+++

paulei tryin to

figure out

how much drug to throw in th mullbowl


for th evening like





scus ei

..
..
..

wher'd i leave th drugs ?

"mellow out"

"if ya cant find em"

"ya dont need em"



f*** off paulei

..
..
..

tryin to find th half full baggie

amongst th empties

+++
violent femmes
'jesus walking on the water'
+++


two foot unicycle
one foot of water

piece of piss

+++

"triple t"

in th surf ?


"how many times i been crash tackled in th surf ?"


cool as

+++

26 inch unicycle aint two ton paulie

"maybe not but"

"i know how to lean forward"


+++


u been generous man


just seen how much drug in th bowl

+++

i'll just knock that down a bit

"have fun jen"


+++
golden earring
'radar love'
+++


just what i wanted
a lovely present

+++

my identical
twin

bein nice to me for a change

+++


scotty said i gotta
tribal elder haircut

he might be right

+++

my hair's gotten

big


grows fast

i'm healthy

+++

six pack abs

skinny as


not one ounce of fat

+++

unicycle is

best fitness method

ever

+++

low impact

<<<smile >>>



ppl smiel at ya everywhere

+++

"where your other wheel ?"

ya see this cricket bat


th wedge end

is goin up yur arse man


"it's not big enough"

+++

stop havin a go at me ya cunt

"yur aussie aint ya ?"


yeah

"well..."

+++

i cant be real

unfortunately i am

+++

believe nuthin

+++

paulei's fucked off to th fridge for another

bourbon


back soon

..
..
..

wasnt
got caught up

rabbitin


paulei laughin at me

..
..
..


u2
'all i want is you'
+++

nah man

u havent sung to gay guys


sorry

i jumped a bit hard there

+++


cant sit and
sing

on that bus stop man

+++
pj harvey
'send his love to me'
+++

i was off
playin host

little brother havin a shower and
th nephew gettin dressed


+++


when are ya vaguely comin home man ?


ok

+++


i dunno


i got caught with th last chick

i brought in th door



wandered into little brothers room
lookin for th little girls room

round four am

+++

georgia

"on my mind"


+++

best kiss

+++

"i reckon she found th little girls room"

alright black

+++

ok man
i dragged a groupie home

+++
kylie minogue
'sweet music'
+++

got called away

th boys leavin


can i pull is washin off th line tomorrow


if it;s dry man




music

UP

+++

"wait five minutes"
"they;re just hookin on"


anythin to not turn kylie up

"well..."

+++

hmmm

+++

last time ya slipped away campin

it rained


i laughed then too

<<< smile >>>

+++

they want th mud

+++

to them it's

sweet music

+++
nirvana
'polly'
+++

yeah

+++

never live with a sulpur crested cockatoo

not all they;re squacked up to be

+++



wanna run th gas
cleaning tip

thru th hashpipe paulei

..
..
..

ah
no

i believe that's

protected content


tryint o log onto th net



hang on


..
..
..

dumb computer

cant ya wait five minutes


land rover in th driveway

idlin

they hitchin th trailer



said their gbyes

+++

oh

th range rover is comin in th shed

+++


takin th long wheelbase landie


"just one"


"leavin one behind"


+++

can grab th phone line now

and go dialup

+++


one or eight songs i wanna

pirate


and

there's always porn i aint seen


and rated

+++

we all end up with eclectic porn scottie

it aint all old porn

+++

i've lived with
seven of th bitches


u think yur complaining

+++

sex goes under one day in two


yur outta here

+++
bjork
'violently happy'
+++


cool as

+++

go and find another boy who
makes ya fully wet

+++

she destroyed th bed

i slept on th floor


th wet spot took

over

+++

mad irish redhead

+++


later guys

be safe
and



have fun with th sideways s**t in th mud


+++


i'll crack th unicycle out when

th gutters are still runnin and


th water still goin down

th drains


and go surf th drains in comfort

when th rain stops

+++

all th rocks ave been washed away and

ya can get a goodf run


down th flowin drain

without goin


cuntup

+++

i cant be real

but i am

..
..
..

'the man"
pirate jenny
"and the land surfer"

+++
p.s.

the monkees
'i'm a believer'
+++
edie brickhill
'what i am'
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