hydroponic midsection

kutaman · science forum Guru Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

hydroponic midsection
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i dont wish to appear nosy mr bong

but your ship's hydroponic section

seems excessivley large

for one man and three cats

they're big cats

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"computer"

"next council inspector"

"you let on board"

"i'm spacing thru th lock"

"came back from unicyclin in th hold and"

"be fucked"

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"i aint sayin she wasnt cute"

"still gotta filter her pheremones out"

but she was worth it right

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tenacious d
'tribute'
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"ya drive me nuts jenny"

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wot's th fuckin gummint wanna know how big it is for anyway

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makes enough oxygen

so we can overdrive th drive

to get to

ahhh

i get it

wants to know my range

"and what crop"

no way

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best buds in th system

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my customers are happy anyway

stop lacin th pot paulo

"we got good trade"

costin me too much

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chrissie's restaurant won

best spaceborn restaurant

go hard girl

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it;s got th view
you know

and it spits fire
huge spinning balls of fire

made outta water

weird as

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thank you

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cake
'i will survive'
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that much
raw power inth drive it's

th main offensive weapon

we call it th kangaroo class cause

big roo's are

tail deadly

take out a fullgrown man

on ancestral oz

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we did

invent th weapon that

came back if it didnt hit anything

we're not completely thick

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think that's why they hates us for so long beforehand

you know

th vibes goin back in time

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never mind computer

racial memories

dutch australian and

belter

tin can dweller

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turn around now

yu not welcome anymore

-

lyric

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been in my parkin spot too long

another blast from th fuckin council

they got one for everything ya know

i've refilled th salt water tanks and

casue i'm in a berth
i'm waitin on a terrestrial tug

seems antiquated hey
but she's a big b***h of a ship

and she's not
built to be

subtle
just float

and manouvre to refill th tanks

had th refitters in

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ezee
'everything starts with an e'
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describes that crowd

fuckin out of it ppl

stay outta my patch guys

here

here's couple of bags of samples

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what planet are you on - lyric

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i dunno wot fuckin planet they were from but

it wasnt this one

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my home planet and

almost my birth town

it a bit off yonder

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cant sleep in gravity again

drives me nuts

guess th unicyclin makes up for it

more sensitive to th gravity fields i'm

ridin over now but

got a

comparison

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yur a big fat b***h of a ship
and they're cursin ya

i wouldnt guys

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she;s alive

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well it elly a
this steam engine once

we thought it wasnt alive

but i got astatic shock

and ht driver got a staactic cshock

puttin her heart back in

and all of it

earthed to th ground

we 'd called er an owd b***h

cause everythin so heavy

last workman

worked in th hold

called her names

chopped in half by door

inspector signed off on it

nothing attached to outer door

but we know th big
fat black b***h is

nasty

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u scrapin yur bum in channel cow

he wanna know

wot we carryin ?

enough hydroponics to

equip hundred ships

be very quiet

black market

thriving

grease palms time

thanks for th ride she singin

thanks laurie

psychic girl

somewher ein there

laurie anderson
'big science' started playin

oops

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we outta here

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flyint hru

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ya know

i think we should put some mountains here

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just flew over em dear

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heres a man who lives a life of danger - lyric

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f***

adjust th drive jenny

we got some contaminants

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that better

leavin a cloud of steam

and goin at

80 % efifciency

not a good look

fat black b***h

get back into th black

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hey professor will ya turn out th lights - lyric

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every man for himself

we're in th black

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but we all got a loose bond

at least we're same species

yeah fuckin right

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if that cat cums in here again
without th bong

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the black eyed peas
'where is the love'
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it sat on me last night

i spun up th crew cabin

just walked up and

sat on me

i'm gun ahve to btie it again
put me in hospital last time we fought

both of us
he went to vet

we got told off

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yeah man

ut

that fuckin cat

he smells danger

when there;s nuthint o smell

fractionally faster than i do

and if i dont listen

he cant talk hejust

attack me

i get th point

you know

and go

zig

stead of zag

big fuckin rock

sailin thru th black

i felt it jsut

dont mind near misses

scares s**t out of him

th computer didnt budge

but reported oit

fiv ehours ealier

i'd made an enquiry

it had to straint o find it

ah well

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but he gettin faster

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live

his reflexes are faster than mine

psychically

i flog him every time

why did he attack me

ten mitues ago

jenffier

turn every screen on

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water

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old music

we aint got

only one world

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wake up pussie cats

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unknown artist
'track 1'
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u guys just found yur first blue planet with water

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it's pj harvey
'down by the water'

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wow

you train good

know pussie cat

u picked th direction

to blast into th black

u were fuckin drivin

got th idea form little brother
teachinth dog

to drive th tractor

ya never know
when it might cum in handy

get good enough

you can find home

if i;v ehad oto many cones

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sorry diary

too many cones

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we'll
drop don
into th sea
and

replenish tanks and

check th soil

look for signs of life

pray no

intelligent life and

we find

another

sexy wealthy

primitive world

we can rape and plunder

relax pussie cat

no overt signs of habitation

smell for life

tanks fillin

it;s water

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can our biugs kill their bugs ?

how can i bestand cheaply

tip th balance

i found another shithole

i duno

runs in th family

septic carters

just pressin buttons but

robot freighters

wasnt that alien pissed ?

fopud him when i came to inspect and he

gibberin away

yur aliv eman

we kno where ya form

met yur kind and

we can accomodate you

we'll bill your embassy

no man

it;s th rules

can tbelive th

tank full of s**t

flew up yur backside

giggle on tv for nine days

so good

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canned heat
'going up the country'(*woodstock)
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yeah well kinda

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rove tore ya's to shreds

but yur alive man

hey maybe channel nine sack a hundred workers and

pay ya coupel million

for yur story

it;d give ya craft to get home in

unassisted

earth technoology and

we wnat trade with you ppl

cool as

it;s wot i do man

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be in th right place

at th right time

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i was just
comin to plant some

continental ganga

poor wee fucker

got hit by th ver ylast can
of s**t

we threw
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janes addiction
'jane says'(steel drums)
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sorry wee blue planet

th rain of
steel drums

has ended and

we let th litle life get on with it

oh and

plant superweed

great colonizer

smokes well and

transports

kinda ok

fat midsection indeed

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knocked off a
seedship

th cops had in

in storage

from a bust

and welded half of it in

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my bent copper mate

buildin a huge home

out in th trojans

th view man

f***

and htey;r ebuildin that big there now

atriums everywhere

space
inside space

just

HUGE

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i guess
i could hang

outside saturn

in a large caravan

for a holiday

but to live on a permanent basis ?

even th red spot on jupiter cant do that

and i lived htere three years

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hangin upside down over jupiter

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they;r eup to number six

huge hotels

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the restuarant

underhangin jupiter

or some such s**t

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ah well

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i dont watch ads i

play at th edges

of known space

i got hoem sick and

gotta see th greatgrandkids

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shakepears sister
'i dont care'
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i'll get slapped around at xmas otherwise

stop wanderin and

make an appearance

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top song in th list appears to be
fortune faded

i gotta earn a quid
i shall return

and s**t like that

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besides
we're tailin a beer freighter and

we want fifteen percent

we're negotiatin

brign protection next time

we'll know how much to bring

<<<< smiel >>>>

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he's a brave man

"no he wasnt"

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i wake ya up paulo ?

"well u seem to be weel awake"

sorry

i wander soon ok

"ta"

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zaphod hey

my brother laughin at me

go and get fucked

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th cats have found a nice place

i'll have to think about this one

no-one else knows about it

cats have settled everywhere and

ok digger

ya big black bastard

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jewel
'do you want to play'
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let me

think about it for a bit

how would i stock it
and price it

i'll make it a gift to

ginger;s memory

f*** he was wild

came from th bush

feral

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gingerland

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put all th cats

on one world and let em

evolve

without us

no keepers

we just

monitor

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i made a promise ppl

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that all water world

sharks and
dolphins

both pissed at me

introduced both

i know wot i'm doing

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ur whoel chain

th navy moved th whales and

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eskimo joe
'older than you'
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we s**t bricks

major

when th big sharks surfaced

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but i promised

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th tongue compact

was not just with

orcas

my

ghost to mmy left

inform me

kaditcha man from

five centuries ago

we in psace now

let me type brother

space

<<<smiel >>

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love

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one of many

..
..
..

religion of kuta

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p.s.

eagle eye cherry
'are you still having fun'

f*** yeah

i'm huntin

water

cant grow my happy plant

without water

it's an obsession but

it pays well and

i pay th fine in

places they can grow their crops and

rip out ores

f*** em

pirate clan clippe dme too

fiv eplanets

s ok

my cats are helpin me now

if i can just get

that fuckin hsark

intoth controlc abin

only thign is

if i throw a te for him

and

look into th

big black

i'm gunna

find

LIFE

big and nasty and

all they gunna see is

one hundred foot shark

and

fifteen ffet wide jaws

of monster in hold

he feel electricity

way over me

but um

he got no discretion

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he eat everything

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bjork
'human behaviour'
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biggest ship
ever make way to dock

in private charter
explores edges of universe little boy

she's lookin down at er tits
she dont get it

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as long as th big black b***h
can throw herself up in th air

i'll keep feedin er
aint puttin doiogs opn th same planet mate

f***

different continents and

eventually

they'll meet

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ugggh

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it'll drive their evolution

plus wot we can do

genetics

they're our brothers

without them

we wouldnt be here

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i vote we dont

tell em ever

we tinkered

but we'll keep records and

f*** they'll be pissed off

if oyu can read th record
and make

intelligent assesment of it

and call me a cunt

and then
still climb in my control cabin

biring a fuckin bong with you

when you wlak in youg man

if oyu wish to learn

fuckin apprentices

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do re mi
man overboard'(remix)
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i cant space th prick

and he makes me laugh

it's th kangaroo we're all

lookin at sideways

he never forgets th bong

ever

steals it every fuckin time

red

f*** you

you msierable roo

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it was gunan play

ya s**t me to tears

but i los tit

in th crash

th hard

drive crash

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you think yur ready to launch this crate young fella ?

dont overdo th oxygen ok

i hate it when th whole back end of th ship

gets painted white

turbocharging indeed

fuckin go...
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skyhooks
'why dont you all get fucked'

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