i dont have th dated psychic prediction that proves magic real

kutaman · science forum Guru Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

i dont have th dated psychic prediction that proves magic real
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"hell of a title for a page jennifer"

i dont have it kutaman

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kevin bloody wilson
'i gave up wanking'
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"dont think media playe ron random agrees"

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keh ?

"he didnt give up wanking"

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f*** off

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i fucked up

man

worse than th papparazi

gave away nicole kidman's

marriage date

fortuantley

th sceptics

wont see

in my psychic blog

that me

proposin marriage to her

12 mths to th day

before she got married

is psychic proof

thank f***

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i'm sorry nickie

i wanted to include you in

th proof of magic

i got carried away

huge invasion of yr personal privacy

th fuckin
psychic council

in th future

the ethics division

screamin at me

across th divide

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laurie anderson
'born, never asked'
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i;ve doen wrong

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stupid fuckin tranny b***h i am
'alright jennifer"

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i know u
dont wanna do magci for er again but

i got my own reasons ok

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i deserved that pain

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can we use up all th net access we got left tonight ?

"we wont be onlinr again for a month or so"
"party in th hills this weekend and"
"we gotta go see lee"

suits me man

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who rang for me today whiel i was out ?

"i dunno"

"i'll find out tomorrow and ring em back"

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where was i today ?

on a roof ?

"depends who's asking"

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mountain unicycling ?

"that;ll do"

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cool, i want that pension

think i wanna live on seniors hippy farm

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no way jeannette

if it doesnt go off

this time round

that's too many for her

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kylie minogue
'chocolate'
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i'll think about it dear

we fucked up with nickie

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black said i

cant even
put nickie's name

in my psychic blog

in th next session

and beyond

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we had a little argument

elsewhere

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think maybe yr right black

if this one slides by we'll

not mention it like

we didnt mention that

wedding proposal

for a whole year

just stick this one

in with th rest

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"five years this month"

psychic blog ?

"yeah"

f*** we invisible

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"she's married now anyway"

"find yurself another..."

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cant sit and wait

jeannette wont wait

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silly unborn child

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"silly psychic blog"

dont kncok it

it fuckin works

"yeah but"

"everythin cums in opposites"

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for every action
there's an eqiual and opposiite reaction

"tell that to penna and teller"

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the verve
'catching the butterfly'
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i tell that fat cunt nuthing

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"so"

"if you were authoritaa"

"and little jenny psychic tranny popped up"

"wot you do ?"

with what we go in

the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta fiels i'd

slap a d notice on it and

cripple media

"and ?"

take wotever intell i
could squeeze out of
stupid hippy psychic

free

till she drops

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both of em paid today

"unheard of"

fuckin unbelievable

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"they both know ya headed north on th weekend"

think either of em know

i might not come home

"no"

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keep it that way will ya black

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saturday morning

"another huge roof"

didnt wash my last one today ?

"no babe"

"this is reality"

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they'd have t d notice it

i got 250000 confirmed kadaitcha man kills

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"cant see that on th telly"

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cant see a
part aboriginal

proven psychic

existing

in australian society

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sorry

i cant

i can read minds

remember ?

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city high
'best friends'
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couldnt sell

it cums in opposites
to th

masses

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"couple of our kills are"

"a bit nasty too"

we go where we have to go kutaman

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even if i have done it nickie

it wont come out

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five years this month

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been thatlong since i cracked open
the stoenrs bible

i cant find th icon

scuse i

..
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page one of the land surfers book

f***

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here's an extract

June 25 2001
Put the first test page up for the website

Still not walking properly. Can't ride.

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june 25
is a magic date hey

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day i started this psyhcic blog and

day i proposed to nickie kdman and

day nickie kidman got married

to a guy who lived

just down th road

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f***

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i'd been
run over by a forklift

wasnt as bad as my pcyhci prediciton

i thought i was losin leg from th knee up

lost a toe

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had time to kill
and

thought i 'd start a diary online

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far fuckin out paulo

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hard page to read today

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weird

got my first

kadaitcha man kill

on th second page i wrote

"christopher skase"

"so fuckin sweet"

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no-one noticed

for five fuckin years

and all online

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done it paulie

we cracked our goal

f*** wot anybody else thinks

man

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tell truth
they see bullshit

tell bullshit
they see truth

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"how much money harry potter got ?"

i got two hundred bucks

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that;s it nickie

ok

i have a limit

how much magic i do for a

pretty girl

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"th psychic blog is finished"

cant be

we too addicted now

"done wot i wanted it to do"

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we'll post again

we always do

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"i dont think we'll ever be as open again jennifer"

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john williamson
'true blue
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[starts with]

hey true blue

dont say you've gone

lyric

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"my sister thinks it;ll kill er"

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"not that you will"

"just the"

"attention"

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bad enough feelin wot she feels

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"i'll get you yr smack overdose"
"just in case"

thanks

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dont play it again paulei pls

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"we're just havin a break"

"got a bit knocked around"

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as ever

i'll change my name

all th time and

change newsgroups constantly and

probly be back in two weeks

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i wanna grow my own food again though

on a farm

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"they can probly get
net access there now"

it's a hippy farm paulo

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five years

i never get seen anywhere

"one of the properties of a true"

"aboriginal kadaitcha man"

i rod ein th surf

ona uncicyle

ppl screamed
waved yelled

gave me high fives but

nobody saw me

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budgie
'black velvet stallion'
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maybe i should go back to th horse stud

little brother sayin

he wants to buy property up there

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th cops pulled me over

a couple months back

f*** i was pissed

blew in th bag

way over

they parked me

we'll retest ya

"just had one"

guess wot happened next

they forgot about me

just like you will

and hitched a trailer onto one of th cop cars

and carted away all th

breathalizer kits

i got out of my car

fronted th cop who had my license and

said he;d forgotten me

here's my license back

i can go

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"we disappear now"

"time's up"

"was up on nickie's marriage day"

i win ?

"oh yeah"

"biggest trick we ever pulled"

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proves einsteins theory right

"it does that"

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for every action

there's an equal

and opposite

reaction

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i ejaculate
therefor i am

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the land surfer

the adventures of the land surfer

five years

completely invisible

while 100% public

f*** human beings are dumb...

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p.s.

groove armada
'my friend'

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the end

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the stoners bible

the book of paulie and jenny

one of many

high priest

of the religion of kuta

"written by jennifer fornier"

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moby
'porcelain'

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