bullshit

kutaman · science forum Guru Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

bullshit
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violent femmes
'gone daddy gone'

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i dont feel like bein entertained

turn it off

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we didnt did we ?

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we didnt

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"neat magic trick"

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paule yr a fuckhead

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i want u t know that

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tv station not
gunna jump on it either

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is dumb

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i start my psychic blog

25 june 2001

"first page t internet date"

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lost in blog i

propose to nicole kidman

25 june 2005

"with a kuta bee swarm"

"no sting natives"

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nicole kidman marries

keith urban

25 june 2006

"guy from just down th road yeah"

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black eyed peas
'my humps'
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just gotta bee
bullshit paulie

"i got records"
all in google man

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"in case computer burns in fire yah"

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i'm havin a cow here paulie

"dont sweat it"

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surreal

wot he sang

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"not wot he sang"

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"so real"

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f***

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"yr swearin a lot"

goin to see kuta family

i'm mild

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the verve
'this time'
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though mostly yeah

wild

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havent punted my unicycle
thru th night time crowd in town for

f***
since last thursday

i;m th town clown

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fuckin maniac on a

mountain unicycle

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that;s a fuckin girls bike cunt

cause its a safety bicycle

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i get it
he;s

urban

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i;m just fuckin wild

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parents kill each other with guns

when i was eighteen

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seventeen yrs

workin as a minder

knockin on caravan doors

in th showground

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ridin with a motorcycle club as

vice president

"president of vice"

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tenacious d
'kyle quit the band'
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i'd still be there

we moved towns

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singin on strete corners

th last five yrs

with
womble and
rob
and mika and rock spider and

man

brother julian

kombi dude

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machine gun fellatio
'mouth'
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bein a kadaitcha man

real one

singin for is tribe

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dom
ellen
dan

grant

jarrod

al

man

al with sunnies

corner of cavill avenue

surfers paradise

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ok man

i sorta get it now paulie

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makin more sense

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i'm only rock star in th street

and even then

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do

nice fancy broadslides on th unicycle

comin in to land

to sing with a mate if

i'm in a good mood

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"stop feelin bad about it"

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butthole surfers
'pepper'
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womble's girlfriend supposed t be
a friend of keith urbans

"u been holdin that back"
been in here before

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how long since we sang with im paulei ?

"coupel of months jen"

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dont wanna check ?
"no"

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ok

had enough shocks today

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gotta put my monoshock unicycle prototype back in th car

"u wanna ride it again ?"

it spat me

"got back on it"

it spat me again
"yeah bt it ws fun"

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do re mi
'man overboard'
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f*** yeah

"just more magic"

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media player on random and
we're just

exercisin our gift

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i tell ya
if i could travel

across th world

my body cant go anywhere

i;'d eat yr psychic test

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"lear jet and relaxed rules"

yeah right

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easier to kill ya

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dont have t leave bedroom

classic sci fi plot

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"dan merriweather"

brain;s workin today

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he was a rock star

hmmm

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"superpsychic"

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in real life is

bit different than in book

'but this book is real"

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smashing pumpkins
'1979'
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missed thta one but

it fits

was gunna say

98% true

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contains small factual errors and odd

lie i stick in to catch

song title comin up

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"a try catch block jenny"
sorry mister programmer

"that;s alright jennifer.exe"

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a writing tool

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i'm more than a writing tool

"u are"

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slippin into java programming now mr hacker ?

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di ya get that

jeannette has moved to

kylie minogue now

"played chocolate little one"

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unborn daughter not fazed by any of it

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livin in magic man;s head

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purple hates

nickie

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flight sim
'TO50'(lear jet 35 alpha be advised)
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bob marley
'no woman no cry'
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purple babe

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even th magic

jump out and

say u got lumps

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is

21 yrs since u fucked my twin brother

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and yr still good friends

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live all of

three k's away

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u think black
have any choice

cmon babe
read

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is just

like u say

fate

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i watch that
red dwarf episode

on fate and

cry

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"rimmer didnt get th chick either"

<<<smiel >>>

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u;d liek to end it there

"yeah"

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"wot have i got ?"
massive magic

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the velvet underground and nico
'venus in furs'
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oh and

five yrs of followers who

dont post anything

ever

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cause they read th beginning

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nobody knows

how big kuta is

after five yrs

just

kuta

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hey kuta man

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worlds first
true magic religion

aboriginal australian

religion

oldest culture

on the earth

oldest religion

almost unknown

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kuta

i post my psychic blog and

point th bone of death at dr death

and ask

you

whack th cunt

12 days

later

i turn on telly

dr azahari

bomb maker for

first

kuta
beach

bomb attacks

dead as a maggot

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hey
maybe i just

know he;s gunna die

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still happy

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"u ok now ?"

yeah

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real magic

scares even me

sometimes

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kylie minogue
'chocolate'
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ok jeannette

i'll spin you somethin sweet but

we try harder on th privacy issues ok

yr father a stickler for

ethics

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do her a magic trick black

but umm

dont give away HER

secrets ok

"i wont"

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i'm good at findin secrets

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watchin all th media runnin around

when's nickie gettin married

just smilin

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had th date

twelve months

i knwo how my own psychic diary works

never let th left hand

"know what th right hand is doing"

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u were a good teacher old fella

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got some control over th

wild beast now

worried me

when th first guy died

EX boyfriend

of a chick i was dating

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"seven days after she have huge whinge about him"

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one of my brothers

had it happen twice

and he;s all white

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herbie
'right type of mood'
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christohper skase

i dont care cunt

they could charge me with yr death

no jury in oz

would convict me

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not that they could

i'm aborignal

kadaitcha man

and can prove

it

puts me in

aboriginal law

i am

aboriginal

law

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i'm the man

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bits of th gummint

know about me

bits dont

is all funny

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i always
retaliate htough
if an ussie gets killed

is not egypt ya daft prick

she died

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?
'track 12 with oonka chaka'
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is wot it says

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50000 hey

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thing is

can i get b***h kuta to

redirect beesting

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remarkable bee

th kuta bee

stingless

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offer of marriage form a beehive and a man

well kind of a man

live on both sides of everything

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black
white
boy
girl

doesnt know wot he is

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"or care"

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born water fire cusp

"lucky little fucker"

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dire straits
'romeo and juliet'
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i was so

confused

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f*** he must love you

keith that is

took me and paulie for

th greatest ride

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if

th pain we felt

and it was massive

on june 25 last yr

was th opposite of wot you felt

on june 25 this yr

f*** i'm happy for ya

man

musta been good

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i am
so

so
sorry

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i see future in opposites

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thru a mirror

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u've always got my protection

saved my life once

though i dont think u know it

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my brother died

on a nursing home floor

and i stood up

dominant personality

i cant say it

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'it;s in th record"

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i heard yr wish was

to b magic

i cant make

that big a magic trick

alone

i think you got yor wish

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"dya feel better now ?"

yah

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i;m half dutch

it comes out when i talk sometimes

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elvis costello
'olivers army'
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everyday i write th book

well i did

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i'm happy with today paulie

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one less white nigger - lyirc

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ok i get it now

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dont know wot th other half is

sorry

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i choose

aboriginal australian

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"my nickname black"

for twenty yrs

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then ya stopped callin me it and

i realised

there's a lot in a name

black

in me

was dead

i even lost th memories

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windows havin a conniption

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marcy playground
'sex and candy'
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i got those memories

i wrote em down

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he had to read them

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memory mapped file
for cross process messaging

we're hacking th human mind
it works

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top song in list is

dazed and confused

sorry

i'm complex

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a cyborg i think

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part unicycle

if there could be such a thing

i did a dumb thing

i listened to th lyrics

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yeah mumma this surely is a dream - lyric

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it aint

well not mine anyway

this is

reality

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flight sim
'TO89'
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gorillaz
'dare'
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th flywheel is gorgeous

stores inertia and

yr always
always

ridin

downhill

hangin off th front

of th wheel

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gotta accelerate to keep forward motion

th balance point is forward of

centre of mass

yr always falling

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is little higher than yr used to

you fall a little
steeper

cause yr taller

and this upsets th mind

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i jump

my unicycle

over th skatebowl

coping

stoned and

half pissed

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eight borubons and

four cones

before is tart havin

for real crashes at speed

in th town

after midnight

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i dont

ride th forittude valley anymore

stopped sufin there

th brisbane city council
fined me for ridin a

safety bicycle

thru their mall

i dont ride a
fucking
girls bike

cunt

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he urban

i'm fucking wild

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it does make sense

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train
'drops of jupiter'
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and that didnt

didnt drop a clue

to th next song

in th mix

showin ppl s**t i think

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u understand ?

apprentice

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magic is

very real

and u can find it yr self if ya just

write down words and

use wot synchroncicity
come yr way

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th unicycle took me yrs to crack

this also

persevere

yr probly more magic than ya think

i was

i killed my

first person

on th second page of my

psychic blog

but i've always been

lethal

u'll catch up

ventually

no human will have it over any other

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"i'm not human"

nt withthose testicles

th doctor say

closest thing to animal

she;s ever heard of

"ballsy female doctor"

lookin at th wizard's blue balls

"they ache every day"

not all fairy tales

bullshit

"this oen fuckin isnt"

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hey black

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kylie minogue
'after dark'
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hi sexy

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course ya could

try and

make up th songs yrself

and bullshit yrself

which is fuckin hard

try it

see if it makes as much sense as my crap

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is real

100%

real

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i am the man

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kids in th street
call me

the man

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i dint start it

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put earplugs in and

turned volume up in mp3 player

ouch

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went and hit th surf

two foot unicycle in
one foot of surf

is easy

at low tide

when ya know

how

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secret wizard's business

it;ll still work

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my solipsist bible works very well mr heinlein

we thank you greatly

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do re mi
'man overboard'(remix)
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loved yr writing robert

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whacked th first one on page two robert

a beautiful kill for

the council for aesthetic deletions

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christopher skase

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all hidden and

otherwise

devotees of kuta

are indebted to you

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i'm 44 robert

and my initials are pp

his was ll

and i;m still

in puberty

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the verve
'weeping willow'
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somethin about th testicles

th condition i carry

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a young man's problem

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childbearing female pheremones

and a closed room

and you can torture me

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couple of cones of old green

jump on th unicycle

ouch

ride for twenty minutes and

i sing to pretty girls on th corner

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?
'track 13'
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if you could only read my mind - lyric

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i probly can

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we dont generally

sing songs as such

prefer to do music

i'm a background
singer

we take a theme and

we're off

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mika go tth fastes t chanegs man
ya gott abee psychic to keep up

f*** im jes

i';m shittin in th mix

no it;s too beautiful

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we both stopped

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i wa acappella and drum

jembah

he was

on six string steel

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"with a pig amp"

they all takin pig amps in th strete

i gotta sing liek a b***h

i quit

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"is only been wot"

"a month"

i've had it

they wont bring in a mike

i lose fifty percent plus of my

repertoire

"worse, pushin against bus idling"

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butthole surfers
'pepper'
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coughin up a lung in th strete

been singin four hors and

with fiv edofferenet buskers and

thi sfuckin bus

just idlin away in fornt of su

i'm startin to make sounds

to compliment th drone

wassat jess ?

nah man

i had ti stop it shittin me

i'm bakcgorudn and

my gift goes

put allsounds together and

make comliment

and whenver it does that phase

blurk

bus nois ein

opposite compliment

didnt get all that out

in fatc we used

different terminlogy

importantn thigng is

we understood each other

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"dont fix it"

"leave it"

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"its our diary"
"i'm not fuckin fussy"

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cool as black

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cool as

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it all kind makes sense ot me nwo

in some

twisted kind of way

beautiful magic

for a beautiful lady

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u drive me nuts kuta
if ya didnt give me so much magic i;d

slap f*** out of ya

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love ya's
fuckin

HARD

..
..
..

one of many
head of kuta

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p.s.

U2
'pride'(in the name of love')

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