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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:10 pm    Post subject: Re: The Taco Man Reply with quote

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Taco man: "Just got my 3rd warning from whoever gives
warnings at the state police to stay away
from the restaurant. I think i'm
history. Why would they do this to me?"

That's.. the taco man.

He has a belly and a pickup truck,
stops by and eats his taco meal
daily, alone, eats with a full mouth,
sips his drink, burps (silent buffs)
and nobody understands him.

But before he was the taco man,
he was first the taco boy.
His father took him to this restaurant
sometimes.

One fine day, he got in an argument.
He went every day for a taco meal,
and this special day, he was served
a hot dog.

He got very angry. He came here for years.

He took the hot dog to his table, the same
one he sat at for years, but he was quiet
with a lot on his mind. What did just happen?
He banged his hand at the table, stood up,
and walked back with the hot dog to the
counter and said quietly: "Excuse me, I
asked for a taco meal."

They didn't hear him. So he said louder:
'Excuse me, I asked for a taco meal."

Someone came and asked about what he
was talking about. And he was saying
it this time:

"I didn't wanna hot dog, i wanned a
tacco!"

Everybody in the restaurant looked up.

"Did you hear me, I don't wanna hot
dog, I wanna TACO!"

The woman replied: "Sir, please calm
down or I will have to call the police."

The taco man stood, and was breething heavily.

"I don't have to shut up" - he replied
and continued - "I come here every day.
I am a regular customer, and I have a
taco plate here every day. I got a hot
dog today, but I specifically asked for
a taco meal. I DON'T WANT A HOT DOG.
I WANT A TACO!"

They called the police, and a minute later,
the taco man was escorted out. He received
a restraining order for causing public
disobedience. He drove by sometimes with
his stomach making growling noises louder
than the country music in his pickup.

Then he said: "I think I am going to
cry."

They took away your rights, Taco Man.
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gb7648
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Joined: 29 Jun 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:04 pm    Post subject: The Taco Man Reply with quote

Taco man: "Just got my 3rd warning from whoever gives
warnings at the state police to stay away
from the restaurant. I think i'm
history. Why would they do this to me?"

That's.. the taco man.

He has a belly and a pickup truck,
stops by and eats his taco meal
daily, alone, eats with a full mouth,
sips his drink, burps (silent buffs)
and nobody understands him.

But before he was the taco man,
he was first the taco boy.
His father took him to this restaurant
sometimes.

One fine day, he got in an argument.
He went every day for a taco meal,
and this special day, he was served
a hot dog.

He got very angry. He came here for years.

He took the hot dog to his table, the same
one he sat at for years, but he was quiet
with a lot on his mind. What did just happen?
He banged his hand at the table, stood up,
and walked back with the hot dog to the
counter and said quietly: "Excuse me, I
asked for a taco meal."

They didn't hear him. So he said louder:
'Excuse me, I asked for a taco meal."

Someone came and asked about what he
was talking about. And he was saying
it this time:

"I didn't wanna hot dog, i wanned a
tacco!"

Everybody in the restaurant looked up.

"Did you hear me, I don't wanna hot
dog, I wanna TACO!"

The woman replied: "Sir, please calm
down or I will have to call the police."

The taco man stood, and was breething heavily.

"I don't have to shut up" - he replied
and continued - "I come here every day.
I am a regular customer, and I have a
taco plate here every day. I got a hot
dog today, but I specifically asked for
a taco meal. I DON'T WANT A HOT DOG.
I WANT A TACO!"

They called the police, and a minute later,
the taco man was escorted out. He received
a restraining order for causing public
disobedience. He drove by sometimes with
his stomach making growling noises louder
than the country music in his pickup.

Then he said: "I think I am going to
cry."
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