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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:54 pm    Post subject: No difference from any other 'Bush sucks' person... Reply with quote

just the content is a bit more sensitive.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:43 pm    Post subject: Re: No difference from any other 'Bush sucks' person... Reply with quote

The Bush Sucks person is this drinking old man sitting by the
TV and cursing at Bush. His son is an Astronaut, and just
to be kind to his father curses along with him. Its a special
day. Its his son's birthday, and the day after his son's first
trip out to space as an astronaut to space. His father pours
him champagne, and they drink a little and the father curses
a little at the TV and then he congratulates his son.

"My astronaut!"

He pours some more into the glasses, turns off the TV and
they go out to the balcony. They lived in an apartment in
Houston. They engaged in a long talk, and not noticing the
amount they were talking, the astronaut noticed the world
was moving around him as he stood up.

"I better go to sleep dad, tomorrow is a big day and I have
to get up in 6 hours."

"All right, son, up up and... away! I love you, happy birthday,
and go to sleep. My big boy."

Morning came, and the astronaut didn't hear the alarm.

When he opened his eyes, he noticed he is half an hour late,
and ran like crazy to dress up, gave a kiss to his father and
rushed to NASA. He arrived, was dressed quickly, hurried,
walked up to the space shuttle, got in the seat, buckled up,
pushed some buttons, and the countdown began for takeoff.

The door was closed, finally he rested a little. He was leaving
alone, assigned to repair a broken satelite. Time was counting
down, and the moment arrived for takeoff.

This was his first trip, and he was holding his belly as the
rocket began experiencing turbulance like never before.
He was having a hard time taking it as he was flattened to
his chair, he was giving out sounds of struggling and combined
with a lot of breething, and then, suddenly...

a light flash, and he was in a rocket plane with lots of astronauts,
taking seats like in airplanes, and they were all suffering and
vomiting and yelling like little girls in roller coasters as the
rocket was leaving Earth's atmosphere. The rocket arrived
to black space and the turbulace was wearing off as the
rocket released part of its engine and fired up the next one.
As the turbulance was wearing off, the red light went out,
and flight attendants began floating through the cabin assisting
the astronauts with beverages.

The astronaut sat, dosed out with the weightlessness, and
unbuckled his seat to go to the rear restroom. He floated
and just as he was ready to open the door of the restroom,
it was stuck. He began banging and shaking the door but it
was locked. He held his legs close tight and struggled to open
the door for a while, until with a happy face he gave up with
the struggling.

He opened his eyes. He was alone in the rocket. People were
trying to reach him from Huston.

He established communication with the command center and
worked on setting course and reaching the broken satelite.

Pushing buttons, navigating, floating around to controls and
pushing buttons he reached the broken satelite soon after.

He dressed up for spacewalking, yawned, got his tools ready
and went into the decompression cabin. After decompression
the door opened, and the bright Sun appeared. He looked
away from the Sun, and after a big yawn moved out to space
to work on the satellite. He worked for a while, and yawned
for a while, and stopped for a moment to stretch and...

He woke up and the shuttle was nowhere to be seen. He fell
asleep at work out in space and drifted away. He had some
rocket fuel, but didn't know which way to go. He tried to
establish communication with Earth, but the walky talky was
connected through the rocket ship.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:07 am    Post subject: Re: No difference from any other 'Bush sucks' person... Reply with quote

"Huston, can you hear me?"

Out from the radio shiesh, a sound was heard in the background,
but it was hard to understand.

"Help! Huston, is that you? I am.."

"shhhhhhhhhhhhh Heeh heeheeheheheheehehehehehehehehe"

Somebody was laughing on the speaker. An old woman.

"Heh hehehehehehehehehehehe, I can hear you loud and clear.
Stay where you are."

Astronaut: "Who are you?"

Then a steamy metallic ball appeared, smaller in diameter
than the height of a man. It approached the astronaut. The ball
craft had a small window. The astronaut looked inside, and
noticed flies on the glass. An ugly witch's head appeared and
she was saying something. The astronaut got very scared, and
pushed himself away from the ball craft and he was yelling in
panick.

"Help, Huston, if you can hear me, there is a witch out here!
Huston, I don't know what's goin..."

His leg was grabbed and the witch was pulling him inside
the cabin. He hardly fit through the window.

Finally he made it inside, and the window was closed,
and the witch was white cold, shaking with her jaws,
and she was pushing puttins, and steam was coming
and air was making it back inside.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:23 am    Post subject: Re: No difference from any other 'Bush sucks' person... Reply with quote

So he is an astronaut. Silly? He fell asleep while out in space
spacewalking. Something, the beautiful earth.

So he awakes, and panicks. Then ok, he is rescued by a witch,
who appeared in a small metallic ball craft, and she had
little navigational controls, and she was crazy in that
little ball craft with that little window, but she is working
hard to get the navigation under control, and a smoke breaks
out, and she gets it all working, and they get thrown
out to another solar system.

They crash in on the planet of the vampires. He is passed out,
and they landed on someone's house. They caused fire, and
that someone, Johnny Depp, tried to respond to the witches'
'help help' quiet cry through the small window. He ran for
help, and the witch pulled right and left, and her small
metallic ball craft rolled down from the crash site, onto
a road. Inside the passed out astronaut and the witch yelling
'help help'. Later as Johnny arrived with someone and found
the ball, they popped open the window, and the witch reached
out and tried to pull Johnny inside. The two men dragged the
witch out, the window popped back close, and they pushed a
button accidentally and the astronaut was sent back to space.

He woke up, and the witch was nowhere, looked out the window,
and this was not Earth, but some other planet.

So quickly, a sea of spacecrafts appeared, in them
millions of skunks, and they were attacking the planet.
They sucked the astronaut's craft inside and...
needless to say, a lot of things were happening,
on the planet the vampires were listening to a concert
from Beethoven, performed by vampires, and a vampire
girl there followed birds flying up into the air,
closed her eyes. The vampires were flying toward
a government building. Their planet was under attack
by the skunks. They landed and faced the crafts, from
where millions of skunks were exiting and ready to
attack, and they did. They blew fart by the millions,
and the vampires surrounding the building were flapping
their wings to keep the smell away from their mother
vampire who laid eggs or something. Don't ask me.
As the war broke out, hundreds of vampires flying
and evacuating eggs from the building and while there
was this war going on, the astronaut walked out of one
of the skunk's craft along with skunks. His day started
off around Earth, and he was on the planet of the vampires
(60's classic original). And he is on this planet and
things are happening, and he wants to go home, but
currently just wondering.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:30 am    Post subject: Re: No difference from any other 'Bush sucks' person... Reply with quote

Quote:
So he is an astronaut. Silly? He fell asleep while out in space
spacewalking. Something, the beautiful earth.

So he awakes, and panicks. Then ok, he is rescued by a witch,
who appeared in a small metallic ball craft, and she had
little navigational controls, and she was crazy in that
little ball craft with that little window, but she is working
hard to get the navigation under control, and a smoke breaks
out, and she gets it all working, and they get thrown
out to another solar system.

They crash in on the planet of the vampires. He is passed out,
and they landed on someone's house. They caused fire, and
that someone, Johnny Depp, tried to respond to the witches'
'help help' quiet cry through the small window. He ran for
help, and the witch pulled right and left, and her small
metallic ball craft rolled down from the crash site, onto
a road. Inside the passed out astronaut and the witch yelling
'help help'. Later as Johnny arrived with someone and found
the ball, they popped open the window, and the witch reached
out and tried to pull Johnny inside. The two men dragged the
witch out, the window popped back close, and they pushed a
button accidentally and the astronaut was sent back to space.

He woke up, and the witch was nowhere, looked out the window,
and this was not Earth, but some other planet.

So quickly, a sea of spacecrafts appeared, in them
millions of skunks, and they were attacking the planet.
They sucked the astronaut's craft inside and...
needless to say, a lot of things were happening,
on the planet the vampires were listening to a concert
from Beethoven, performed by vampires, and a vampire
girl there followed birds flying up into the air,
closed her eyes. The vampires were flying toward
a government building. Their planet was under attack
by the skunks. They landed and faced the crafts, from
where millions of skunks were exiting and ready to
attack, and they did. They blew fart by the millions,
and the vampires surrounding the building were flapping
their wings to keep the smell away from their mother
vampire who laid eggs or something. Don't ask me.
As the war broke out, hundreds of vampires flying
and evacuating eggs from the building and while there
was this war going on, the astronaut walked out of one
of the skunk's craft along with skunks. His day started
off around Earth, and he was on the planet of the vampires
(60's classic original). And he is on this planet and
things are happening, and he wants to go home, but
currently just wondering.

Out of nowhere some UFO-s appeared, and began shooting
laser all over the place. The astronaut turned around, and
began escaping as fast as he could, as fast as
he could in his astronaut outfit and moon-walking boots.

He kept walking and walking, further and further from
the war scene, looking back once in a while, seeing
the large explosions and gasses and the flying vampires,
and Skunkzilla bursting huge farts.

Fart.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:47 am    Post subject: Re: No difference from any other 'Bush sucks' person... Reply with quote

He walked and walked, looked back, and as he was walking
he noticed he was running out of air. He tapped on the reader
on his arm. He was almost a mile from the war zone, and
removed his helmet. He was walking on a deserted street,
it was daytime. The street looked like a San Diego street
with colorful square buildings and shops. He removed his
helmet, and unzipped the top of his suit and lowered it.

At that moment, Drakula flew in and bit him on the neck
from behind, and sucked his blood. He froze, and stood,
and when Drakula finished drinking and wiped his face and
flew away, the astronaut fell to his knees.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:54 am    Post subject: Re: No difference from any other 'Bush sucks' person... Reply with quote

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He walked and walked, looked back, and as he was walking
he noticed he was running out of air. He tapped on the reader
on his arm. He was almost a mile from the war zone, and
removed his helmet. He was walking on a deserted street,
it was daytime. The street looked like a San Diego street
with colorful square buildings and shops. He removed his
helmet, and unzipped the top of his suit and lowered it.

At that moment, Drakula flew in and bit him on the neck
from behind, and sucked his blood. He froze, and stood,
and when Drakula finished drinking and wiped his face and
flew away, the astronaut fell to his knees.

He fell forward, and he crawled forward, and slowly sat up
by the curb, breething heavily, holding his neck he sat.

More to come.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:55 am    Post subject: Re: No difference from any other 'Bush sucks' person... Reply with quote

Quote:
He walked and walked, looked back, and as he was walking
he noticed he was running out of air. He tapped on the reader
on his arm. He was almost a mile from the war zone, and
removed his helmet. He was walking on a deserted street,
it was daytime. The street looked like a San Diego street
with colorful square buildings and shops. He removed his
helmet, and unzipped the top of his suit and lowered it.

At that moment, Drakula flew in and bit him on the neck
from behind, and sucked his blood. He froze, and stood,
and when Drakula finished drinking and wiped his face and
flew away, the astronaut fell to his knees.

He fell forward, and he crawled forward, and slowly sat up
by the curb, breething heavily, holding his neck he sat.

More to come.

Then his head fell off. George Bush walked up to him,
he saw him saying something, the Bush took out a gun,
slowly rolled the bullets, pointed the gun toward his head,
and bugs began crawing out of Bush's mouth. The president's
ear fell off, and hair started growing out in its place. Curly.
Blonde.

The president took the astronaut's head, and planted it in a
vase.

Happy mother's day - the president said, as he walked with
the vase to his wife.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:06 am    Post subject: Re: No difference from any other 'Bush sucks' person... Reply with quote

Quote:
He walked and walked, looked back, and as he was walking
he noticed he was running out of air. He tapped on the reader
on his arm. He was almost a mile from the war zone, and
removed his helmet. He was walking on a deserted street,
it was daytime. The street looked like a San Diego street
with colorful square buildings and shops. He removed his
helmet, and unzipped the top of his suit and lowered it.

At that moment, Drakula flew in and bit him on the neck
from behind, and sucked his blood. He froze, and stood,
and when Drakula finished drinking and wiped his face and
flew away, the astronaut fell to his knees.

He fell forward, and he crawled forward, and slowly sat up
by the curb, breething heavily, holding his neck he sat.

More to come.

Then his head fell off. George Bush walked up to him,
he saw him saying something, the Bush took out a gun,
slowly rolled the bullets, pointed the gun toward his head,
and bugs began crawing out of Bush's mouth. The president's
ear fell off, and hair started growing out in its place. Curly.
Blonde.

The president took the astronaut's head, and planted it in a
vase.

Happy mother's day - the president said, as he walked with
the vase to his wife.

Happy mother's day - his wife replied and they stood and held
hands by the vase.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:13 am    Post subject: Re: No difference from any other 'Bush sucks' person... Reply with quote

Quote:
He walked and walked, looked back, and as he was walking
he noticed he was running out of air. He tapped on the reader
on his arm. He was almost a mile from the war zone, and
removed his helmet. He was walking on a deserted street,
it was daytime. The street looked like a San Diego street
with colorful square buildings and shops. He removed his
helmet, and unzipped the top of his suit and lowered it.

At that moment, Drakula flew in and bit him on the neck
from behind, and sucked his blood. He froze, and stood,
and when Drakula finished drinking and wiped his face and
flew away, the astronaut fell to his knees.

He fell forward, and he crawled forward, and slowly sat up
by the curb, breething heavily, holding his neck he sat.

More to come.

Then his head fell off. George Bush walked up to him,
he saw him saying something, the Bush took out a gun,
slowly rolled the bullets, pointed the gun toward his head,
and bugs began crawing out of Bush's mouth. The president's
ear fell off, and hair started growing out in its place. Curly.
Blonde.

The president took the astronaut's head, and planted it in a
vase.

Happy mother's day - the president said, as he walked with
the vase to his wife.

Happy mother's day - his wife replied and they stood and held
hands by the vase.

The vase fell down, and the astronaut's mouth opened, and
a snake came out of his mouth, which pulled his head toward
the window, climbed up the window, and fell out into a swimming
pool. The snake, his toung swam, pulled him by the mouth.
He swam, swam like that online.

The alarm rang. It was 6am.

Before leaving: That was a tiny drink yesterday night dad, I hope the
tests at NASA won't detect the little champagne.

His father released millions of flies from his mouth.

The End
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