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bogyo
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 Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:02 pm Post subject:
Re: Zeep thoughts: Amchies lucka respond with nucelar to terrist attack
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| Quote: | Think zipper wall wall ker, think zeeper and zeeper. Think: Fly away
pigeo!
The movie Matrix had wallwalkers. Its nothing special. Its just a special
effect.
But to me its special. Wallwalker sticks his head out the wall sometimes
and annoys me. He says things. Shitwalker is much friendlier. He is filled
with s**t all over his body, and his boots make spongy sound as he walks
on melting snow, even though its not snowing. Shitwalker wants 3 kisses,
because nobody loves him, he smells and his face is covered with poocus.
He has brown poop coming out of his nose, and when he gets emotionally
effected, be it by scaring him or a woman touching him, he sneezes.
Wallwalker sticks his head through the wall and says nasty things, and
laughs
and disappears. You can't get him. I run after him, out to the streets, I
chase
him, but he runs into other people's homes and he runs from one home
into another. Its really really hard to catch him. The 100-legged
pony-tailed
indian can catch him, because he can run really fast with his 100 legs. He
has so many legs that his name is shadow walker.
Shitwalker has a futuristic job. He is a spaceship genitor. He makes mess,
and he cleans at the same time. He walks around the spaceship, and he
whines a lot because nobody loves him, and cleans around. Wall wall ker,
give me 3 kisses! - and Wallwalker likes to stick his head out the wall
from behind Shitwalker, and scare him: "Boooo!". And shitwalker sneezes.
That makes Wallwalker happy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - he laughs.
Wallwalker (also known as "Wall") is an a*****le. The 100-legged-Indian
man one day caught him, and put Wall on a spaceship, to keep him out
of public. Imagine Mr. Bush's worries that the terrists one day may use
his technologies to walk through walls.
Fly away pigeo, fly away...
Oh and Nisha! How can anyone forget Nisha the japanese sex babe.
Wall watches her showering all the time, his eye appears on the wall,
and his dick appears erect underneath. One day shitwalker pushed
wall into Nisha's shower room from behind. s**t screamed: Booooo! -
as he pushed Wall. Nisha quickly pulled a towel on her body as
she saw wall.
Fly away pigeo...
Public wallsters, there are so many, imagine the Hollywood effect of
an army of wallwalkers. How does one battle them? We know they
overpower us.
Boosticity and bossticity. Boosted (chest-inflated) bosses in Hollywood,
celebrating the age of techno (sneeze). Its all boosted like Bush. We are
big, we are huge, and we gonna be much bigger tavarishes! Live life in
one big wow effect! Like Bush, I vote for cold war and nothing happening.
No TV at home, no walk in the city, because they are all druggy bums
there, just play power, and push butns. I think we are already there in the
US. We stay home. Its too dangerous outside. We push butns for food,
like rats, and we like cold war games. Right Tony?
Tony: Right Boss.
http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/2107/mp3/323295_SOUNDDOGS_WI.mp3
Boss: And stop the air conditioning, please.
Its a heater boss, we bought a new Scamsterfarten.
Tony: High pressure air and rubber. Its a new invention boss, invented by
our writer.
A house heated by a car-tire-pumper, generating 100+psi pressure in long
rubber tubes. It works boss, it really works. Imagine. No fire in the basement,
the noisy motor is covered with a sound-proof box, its really cheap and its
really effective.
(Boss goes down to the basement to observe the new Scamsterfarten. He
finds a small electric car tire pump worth $20 in K-Mart and a lot of thin
rubber tubes attached to it, and it is blowing heat like crazy.)
Writer: See, it is much more convenient to build a central heating center in
US Suburbs, simply pumping a large volume of air to houses through rubber
tubes. By the time the air reaches the houses, the air is heated from the airflow
in the rubber tubes. So we don't need a local heating system in the house, and
not to mention, its a more futuristic solution, not to have to worry about gas
leaking in the house, about buying a new heater, you know, its much nicer
when basic things are taken care of. You just live, and worry less about
maintaining things in your house. So we can all focus on our duties, to save
America.
Zee cold war is on.
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
Scamsterfarten system logo (I loved these pins when I was a small kid):
http://lotsofcovers.com/images/SportsPins_Russian_30Yr1975_small.jpg
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
And finally, the greatest feature, it comes with a real automated climate control
and humidity for dry climates. Real automated climate controls keeps a
desired temerature in the house, regardless if the desired temperature requires
heating or cooling. I don't understand why cars and houses don't already have
that simple feature. Why do I have to switch from heating to cooling if I have
a heater and a cooler system and a humidifier. Why do I have to keep switching,
as if there were only two climates, Summer and Winter. It involves a little
brain power which lacks in the general population. Why do I have to live
in a sense of being in the past all my life?
Its like when I heard of the first PC-s in the 80-s. I thought they were going to
have cool looking boxes, but they were ugly looking IBM PC-s. And it took
like 25 years to reach nicer boxes. Why are they keeping us from the nice
things all the time. I never figured that out. Too many secrets I guess. Too many
secrets. There is a lot of resistence against nice.
...Like oak furniture in the US. They advertise it as "real", but its very ugly.
Buy Republican oak. Its for real down-to-earth people. Its ugly. Fine, if that's
what you wanna call real.
Because its harsh wood. And the heaviest wood. An oak desk weighs a ton or
more. Its harsh, and it appeals to lumberjack people who own $40000 trucks,
which don't carry anything. Because its too shiny and they don't wanna scratch
their truck. But that's not the point. The point is, that central heating is a nice
socialist solution.
"Scamsterfarten heating systems. For nice socialist people, who hate oak desks."
Need to maka Crazy People 2 movie.
Why not. The movie begins with a Google programmer named Brady,
realizing that he lives by pushing buttons like rats for food. So he quit, and
invented the Scamsterfarten, and... oh... oh... is that the Office Space movie
idea?
Central Air heating can invite terrists, like bacteria. Amtrax. Because they can
put things in the air. Unfortunately, the movie and the future is cancelled. Duh!
(Oh I am not supposed to say that because I can give ideas to them, which
can put me in jail for 35 years plus. I don't know anything any more, president
Bush.)
(Its better not to know anything, that's what Regimists like. We don't know
anything. We are a dumb crowd, serving the Regimists. Unfortunately its
true.)
I say let them Amtrax us. I wanna see the Scamsterfarten heating a suburb.
Terrists didn't stop New York from building the Freedom tower. Would I
work there? Good question. Probably not. I am scared of heights.
When I walk in a sky scraper, I feel it moving. I panik. I can feel the slightest
movements in the building. I know there are 50 floors above me. I feel
claustrophobic in those buildings. I felt claustophobic in New York streets.
Tall buildings, narrow streets, no parks, no benches, millions of people,
there is a central park, but its just one park. I never felt claustophobic
in any European city, but in New York I felt very uncomfortable. Maybe
in Paris I felt a little uncomfortable. Just too many people, just too crowded,
I don't know, anything.
New York. But its a funny place.
http://www.nycmap.com/nymages/ave4.jpg
"Hi, give me a coin, I'll show you my thing. Hi there, you wanna see my thing?
Hello, I'll show you my thing for a quarter. For 2 quarters I'll show you
my balls too. Hello, "
f*** it, go to Balkania, spit lemon seeds, and forget about brainwash freedom
and freedom fighters.
http://thisisyourworld.com/archive/videos/1-29_2-4/highwayhumperz.mpg
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bogyo
science forum Guru
Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 1526
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| Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:04 pm Post subject:
Re: Zeep thoughts: Amchies lucka respond with nucelar to terrist attack
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| Quote: | Think zipper wall wall ker, think zeeper and zeeper. Think: Fly away
pigeo!
The movie Matrix had wallwalkers. Its nothing special. Its just a
special
effect.
But to me its special. Wallwalker sticks his head out the wall sometimes
and annoys me. He says things. Shitwalker is much friendlier. He is
filled
with s**t all over his body, and his boots make spongy sound as he walks
on melting snow, even though its not snowing. Shitwalker wants 3 kisses,
because nobody loves him, he smells and his face is covered with poocus.
He has brown poop coming out of his nose, and when he gets emotionally
effected, be it by scaring him or a woman touching him, he sneezes.
Wallwalker sticks his head through the wall and says nasty things, and
laughs
and disappears. You can't get him. I run after him, out to the streets,
I
chase
him, but he runs into other people's homes and he runs from one home
into another. Its really really hard to catch him. The 100-legged
pony-tailed
indian can catch him, because he can run really fast with his 100 legs.
He
has so many legs that his name is shadow walker.
Shitwalker has a futuristic job. He is a spaceship genitor. He makes
mess,
and he cleans at the same time. He walks around the spaceship, and he
whines a lot because nobody loves him, and cleans around. Wall wall ker,
give me 3 kisses! - and Wallwalker likes to stick his head out the wall
from behind Shitwalker, and scare him: "Boooo!". And shitwalker sneezes.
That makes Wallwalker happy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - he laughs.
Wallwalker (also known as "Wall") is an a*****le. The 100-legged-Indian
man one day caught him, and put Wall on a spaceship, to keep him out
of public. Imagine Mr. Bush's worries that the terrists one day may use
his technologies to walk through walls.
Fly away pigeo, fly away...
Oh and Nisha! How can anyone forget Nisha the japanese sex babe.
Wall watches her showering all the time, his eye appears on the wall,
and his dick appears erect underneath. One day shitwalker pushed
wall into Nisha's shower room from behind. s**t screamed: Booooo! -
as he pushed Wall. Nisha quickly pulled a towel on her body as
she saw wall.
Fly away pigeo...
Public wallsters, there are so many, imagine the Hollywood effect of
an army of wallwalkers. How does one battle them? We know they
overpower us.
Boosticity and bossticity. Boosted (chest-inflated) bosses in Hollywood,
celebrating the age of techno (sneeze). Its all boosted like Bush. We are
big, we are huge, and we gonna be much bigger tavarishes! Live life in
one big wow effect! Like Bush, I vote for cold war and nothing happening.
No TV at home, no walk in the city, because they are all druggy bums
there, just play power, and push butns. I think we are already there in the
US. We stay home. Its too dangerous outside. We push butns for food,
like rats, and we like cold war games. Right Tony?
Tony: Right Boss.
http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/2107/mp3/323295_SOUNDDOGS_WI.mp3
Boss: And stop the air conditioning, please.
Its a heater boss, we bought a new Scamsterfarten.
Tony: High pressure air and rubber. Its a new invention boss, invented by
our writer.
A house heated by a car-tire-pumper, generating 100+psi pressure in long
rubber tubes. It works boss, it really works. Imagine. No fire in the basement,
the noisy motor is covered with a sound-proof box, its really cheap and its
really effective.
(Boss goes down to the basement to observe the new Scamsterfarten. He
finds a small electric car tire pump worth $20 in K-Mart and a lot of thin
rubber tubes attached to it, and it is blowing heat like crazy.)
Writer: See, it is much more convenient to build a central heating center in
US Suburbs, simply pumping a large volume of air to houses through rubber
tubes. By the time the air reaches the houses, the air is heated from the airflow
in the rubber tubes. So we don't need a local heating system in the house, and
not to mention, its a more futuristic solution, not to have to worry about gas
leaking in the house, about buying a new heater, you know, its much nicer
when basic things are taken care of. You just live, and worry less about
maintaining things in your house. So we can all focus on our duties, to save
America.
Zee cold war is on.
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
Scamsterfarten system logo (I loved these pins when I was a small kid):
http://lotsofcovers.com/images/SportsPins_Russian_30Yr1975_small.jpg
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
And finally, the greatest feature, it comes with a real automated climate control
and humidity for dry climates. Real automated climate controls keeps a
desired temerature in the house, regardless if the desired temperature requires
heating or cooling. I don't understand why cars and houses don't already have
that simple feature. Why do I have to switch from heating to cooling if I have
a heater and a cooler system and a humidifier. Why do I have to keep switching,
as if there were only two climates, Summer and Winter. It involves a little
brain power which lacks in the general population. Why do I have to live
in a sense of being in the past all my life?
Its like when I heard of the first PC-s in the 80-s. I thought they were going to
have cool looking boxes, but they were ugly looking IBM PC-s. And it took
like 25 years to reach nicer boxes. Why are they keeping us from the nice
things all the time. I never figured that out. Too many secrets I guess. Too many
secrets. There is a lot of resistence against nice.
...Like oak furniture in the US. They advertise it as "real", but its very ugly.
Buy Republican oak. Its for real down-to-earth people. Its ugly. Fine, if that's
what you wanna call real.
Because its harsh wood. And the heaviest wood. An oak desk weighs a ton or
more. Its harsh, and it appeals to lumberjack people who own $40000 trucks,
which don't carry anything. Because its too shiny and they don't wanna scratch
their truck. But that's not the point. The point is, that central heating is a nice
socialist solution.
"Scamsterfarten heating systems. For nice socialist people, who hate oak desks."
Need to maka Crazy People 2 movie.
Why not. The movie begins with a Google programmer named Brady,
realizing that he lives by pushing buttons like rats for food. So he quit, and
invented the Scamsterfarten, and... oh... oh... is that the Office Space movie
idea?
Central Air heating can invite terrists, like bacteria. Amtrax. Because they can
put things in the air. Unfortunately, the movie and the future is cancelled. Duh!
(Oh I am not supposed to say that because I can give ideas to them, which
can put me in jail for 35 years plus. I don't know anything any more, president
Bush.)
(Its better not to know anything, that's what Regimists like. We don't know
anything. We are a dumb crowd, serving the Regimists. Unfortunately its
true.)
I say let them Amtrax us. I wanna see the Scamsterfarten heating a suburb.
Terrists didn't stop New York from building the Freedom tower. Would I
work there? Good question. Probably not. I am scared of heights.
When I walk in a sky scraper, I feel it moving. I panik. I can feel the slightest
movements in the building. I know there are 50 floors above me. I feel
claustrophobic in those buildings. I felt claustophobic in New York streets.
Tall buildings, narrow streets, no parks, no benches, millions of people,
there is a central park, but its just one park. I never felt claustophobic
in any European city, but in New York I felt very uncomfortable. Maybe
in Paris I felt a little uncomfortable. Just too many people, just too crowded,
I don't know, anything.
New York. But its a funny place.
http://www.nycmap.com/nymages/ave4.jpg
"Hi, give me a coin, I'll show you my thing. Hi there, you wanna see my thing?
Hello, I'll show you my thing for a quarter. For 2 quarters I'll show you
my balls too. Hello, "
f*** it, go to Balkania, spit lemon seeds, and forget about brainwash freedom
and freedom fighters.
http://thisisyourworld.com/archive/videos/1-29_2-4/highwayhumperz.mpg
Just builing my Resume. I am sure I will be hired as a zpammer somewhere.
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Buil-ding dong, building my Scamsterfarten, and spitting lemon seeds. Everybody
needs a Scamsterfarten. |
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bogyo
science forum Guru
Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 1526
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| Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:07 pm Post subject:
Re: Zeep thoughts: Amchies lucka respond with nucelar to terrist attack
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| Quote: | Think zipper wall wall ker, think zeeper and zeeper. Think: Fly away
pigeo!
The movie Matrix had wallwalkers. Its nothing special. Its just a
special
effect.
But to me its special. Wallwalker sticks his head out the wall
sometimes
and annoys me. He says things. Shitwalker is much friendlier. He is
filled
with s**t all over his body, and his boots make spongy sound as he
walks
on melting snow, even though its not snowing. Shitwalker wants 3
kisses,
because nobody loves him, he smells and his face is covered with
poocus.
He has brown poop coming out of his nose, and when he gets emotionally
effected, be it by scaring him or a woman touching him, he sneezes.
Wallwalker sticks his head through the wall and says nasty things, and
laughs
and disappears. You can't get him. I run after him, out to the
streets,
I
chase
him, but he runs into other people's homes and he runs from one home
into another. Its really really hard to catch him. The 100-legged
pony-tailed
indian can catch him, because he can run really fast with his 100
legs.
He
has so many legs that his name is shadow walker.
Shitwalker has a futuristic job. He is a spaceship genitor. He makes
mess,
and he cleans at the same time. He walks around the spaceship, and he
whines a lot because nobody loves him, and cleans around. Wall wall
ker,
give me 3 kisses! - and Wallwalker likes to stick his head out the
wall
from behind Shitwalker, and scare him: "Boooo!". And shitwalker
sneezes.
That makes Wallwalker happy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - he laughs.
Wallwalker (also known as "Wall") is an a*****le. The 100-legged-Indian
man one day caught him, and put Wall on a spaceship, to keep him out
of public. Imagine Mr. Bush's worries that the terrists one day may
use
his technologies to walk through walls.
Fly away pigeo, fly away...
Oh and Nisha! How can anyone forget Nisha the japanese sex babe.
Wall watches her showering all the time, his eye appears on the wall,
and his dick appears erect underneath. One day shitwalker pushed
wall into Nisha's shower room from behind. s**t screamed: Booooo! -
as he pushed Wall. Nisha quickly pulled a towel on her body as
she saw wall.
Fly away pigeo...
Public wallsters, there are so many, imagine the Hollywood effect of
an army of wallwalkers. How does one battle them? We know they
overpower us.
Boosticity and bossticity. Boosted (chest-inflated) bosses in Hollywood,
celebrating the age of techno (sneeze). Its all boosted like Bush. We are
big, we are huge, and we gonna be much bigger tavarishes! Live life in
one big wow effect! Like Bush, I vote for cold war and nothing happening.
No TV at home, no walk in the city, because they are all druggy bums
there, just play power, and push butns. I think we are already there in the
US. We stay home. Its too dangerous outside. We push butns for food,
like rats, and we like cold war games. Right Tony?
Tony: Right Boss.
http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/2107/mp3/323295_SOUNDDOGS_WI.mp3
Boss: And stop the air conditioning, please.
Its a heater boss, we bought a new Scamsterfarten.
Tony: High pressure air and rubber. Its a new invention boss, invented by
our writer.
A house heated by a car-tire-pumper, generating 100+psi pressure in long
rubber tubes. It works boss, it really works. Imagine. No fire in the basement,
the noisy motor is covered with a sound-proof box, its really cheap and its
really effective.
(Boss goes down to the basement to observe the new Scamsterfarten. He
finds a small electric car tire pump worth $20 in K-Mart and a lot of thin
rubber tubes attached to it, and it is blowing heat like crazy.)
Writer: See, it is much more convenient to build a central heating center in
US Suburbs, simply pumping a large volume of air to houses through rubber
tubes. By the time the air reaches the houses, the air is heated from the airflow
in the rubber tubes. So we don't need a local heating system in the house, and
not to mention, its a more futuristic solution, not to have to worry about gas
leaking in the house, about buying a new heater, you know, its much nicer
when basic things are taken care of. You just live, and worry less about
maintaining things in your house. So we can all focus on our duties, to save
America.
Zee cold war is on.
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
Scamsterfarten system logo (I loved these pins when I was a small kid):
http://lotsofcovers.com/images/SportsPins_Russian_30Yr1975_small.jpg
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
And finally, the greatest feature, it comes with a real automated climate control
and humidity for dry climates. Real automated climate controls keeps a
desired temerature in the house, regardless if the desired temperature requires
heating or cooling. I don't understand why cars and houses don't already have
that simple feature. Why do I have to switch from heating to cooling if I have
a heater and a cooler system and a humidifier. Why do I have to keep switching,
as if there were only two climates, Summer and Winter. It involves a little
brain power which lacks in the general population. Why do I have to live
in a sense of being in the past all my life?
Its like when I heard of the first PC-s in the 80-s. I thought they were going to
have cool looking boxes, but they were ugly looking IBM PC-s. And it took
like 25 years to reach nicer boxes. Why are they keeping us from the nice
things all the time. I never figured that out. Too many secrets I guess. Too many
secrets. There is a lot of resistence against nice.
...Like oak furniture in the US. They advertise it as "real", but its very ugly.
Buy Republican oak. Its for real down-to-earth people. Its ugly. Fine, if that's
what you wanna call real.
Because its harsh wood. And the heaviest wood. An oak desk weighs a ton or
more. Its harsh, and it appeals to lumberjack people who own $40000 trucks,
which don't carry anything. Because its too shiny and they don't wanna scratch
their truck. But that's not the point. The point is, that central heating is a nice
socialist solution.
"Scamsterfarten heating systems. For nice socialist people, who hate oak desks."
Need to maka Crazy People 2 movie.
Why not. The movie begins with a Google programmer named Brady,
realizing that he lives by pushing buttons like rats for food. So he quit, and
invented the Scamsterfarten, and... oh... oh... is that the Office Space movie
idea?
Central Air heating can invite terrists, like bacteria. Amtrax. Because they can
put things in the air. Unfortunately, the movie and the future is cancelled. Duh!
(Oh I am not supposed to say that because I can give ideas to them, which
can put me in jail for 35 years plus. I don't know anything any more, president
Bush.)
(Its better not to know anything, that's what Regimists like. We don't know
anything. We are a dumb crowd, serving the Regimists. Unfortunately its
true.)
I say let them Amtrax us. I wanna see the Scamsterfarten heating a suburb.
Terrists didn't stop New York from building the Freedom tower. Would I
work there? Good question. Probably not. I am scared of heights.
When I walk in a sky scraper, I feel it moving. I panik. I can feel the slightest
movements in the building. I know there are 50 floors above me. I feel
claustrophobic in those buildings. I felt claustophobic in New York streets.
Tall buildings, narrow streets, no parks, no benches, millions of people,
there is a central park, but its just one park. I never felt claustophobic
in any European city, but in New York I felt very uncomfortable. Maybe
in Paris I felt a little uncomfortable. Just too many people, just too crowded,
I don't know, anything.
New York. But its a funny place.
http://www.nycmap.com/nymages/ave4.jpg
"Hi, give me a coin, I'll show you my thing. Hi there, you wanna see my thing?
Hello, I'll show you my thing for a quarter. For 2 quarters I'll show you
my balls too. Hello, "
f*** it, go to Balkania, spit lemon seeds, and forget about brainwash freedom
and freedom fighters.
http://thisisyourworld.com/archive/videos/1-29_2-4/highwayhumperz.mpg
Just builing my Resume. I am sure I will be hired as a zpammer somewhere.
Buil-ding dong, building my Scamsterfarten, and spitting lemon seeds. Everybody
needs a Scamsterfarten.
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bogyo
science forum Guru
Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 1526
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| Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:08 pm Post subject:
Re: Zeep thoughts: Amchies lucka respond with nucelar to terrist attack
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| Quote: | Think zipper wall wall ker, think zeeper and zeeper. Think: Fly
away
pigeo!
The movie Matrix had wallwalkers. Its nothing special. Its just a
special
effect.
But to me its special. Wallwalker sticks his head out the wall
sometimes
and annoys me. He says things. Shitwalker is much friendlier. He is
filled
with s**t all over his body, and his boots make spongy sound as he
walks
on melting snow, even though its not snowing. Shitwalker wants 3
kisses,
because nobody loves him, he smells and his face is covered with
poocus.
He has brown poop coming out of his nose, and when he gets
emotionally
effected, be it by scaring him or a woman touching him, he sneezes.
Wallwalker sticks his head through the wall and says nasty things,
and
laughs
and disappears. You can't get him. I run after him, out to the
streets,
I
chase
him, but he runs into other people's homes and he runs from one home
into another. Its really really hard to catch him. The 100-legged
pony-tailed
indian can catch him, because he can run really fast with his 100
legs.
He
has so many legs that his name is shadow walker.
Shitwalker has a futuristic job. He is a spaceship genitor. He makes
mess,
and he cleans at the same time. He walks around the spaceship, and
he
whines a lot because nobody loves him, and cleans around. Wall wall
ker,
give me 3 kisses! - and Wallwalker likes to stick his head out the
wall
from behind Shitwalker, and scare him: "Boooo!". And shitwalker
sneezes.
That makes Wallwalker happy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - he laughs.
Wallwalker (also known as "Wall") is an a*****le. The
100-legged-Indian
man one day caught him, and put Wall on a spaceship, to keep him out
of public. Imagine Mr. Bush's worries that the terrists one day may
use
his technologies to walk through walls.
Fly away pigeo, fly away...
Oh and Nisha! How can anyone forget Nisha the japanese sex babe.
Wall watches her showering all the time, his eye appears on the wall,
and his dick appears erect underneath. One day shitwalker pushed
wall into Nisha's shower room from behind. s**t screamed: Booooo! -
as he pushed Wall. Nisha quickly pulled a towel on her body as
she saw wall.
Fly away pigeo...
Public wallsters, there are so many, imagine the Hollywood effect of
an army of wallwalkers. How does one battle them? We know they
overpower us.
Boosticity and bossticity. Boosted (chest-inflated) bosses in Hollywood,
celebrating the age of techno (sneeze). Its all boosted like Bush. We are
big, we are huge, and we gonna be much bigger tavarishes! Live life in
one big wow effect! Like Bush, I vote for cold war and nothing happening.
No TV at home, no walk in the city, because they are all druggy bums
there, just play power, and push butns. I think we are already there in the
US. We stay home. Its too dangerous outside. We push butns for food,
like rats, and we like cold war games. Right Tony?
Tony: Right Boss.
http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/2107/mp3/323295_SOUNDDOGS_WI.mp3
Boss: And stop the air conditioning, please.
Its a heater boss, we bought a new Scamsterfarten.
Tony: High pressure air and rubber. Its a new invention boss, invented by
our writer.
A house heated by a car-tire-pumper, generating 100+psi pressure in long
rubber tubes. It works boss, it really works. Imagine. No fire in the basement,
the noisy motor is covered with a sound-proof box, its really cheap and its
really effective.
(Boss goes down to the basement to observe the new Scamsterfarten. He
finds a small electric car tire pump worth $20 in K-Mart and a lot of thin
rubber tubes attached to it, and it is blowing heat like crazy.)
Writer: See, it is much more convenient to build a central heating center in
US Suburbs, simply pumping a large volume of air to houses through rubber
tubes. By the time the air reaches the houses, the air is heated from the airflow
in the rubber tubes. So we don't need a local heating system in the house, and
not to mention, its a more futuristic solution, not to have to worry about gas
leaking in the house, about buying a new heater, you know, its much nicer
when basic things are taken care of. You just live, and worry less about
maintaining things in your house. So we can all focus on our duties, to save
America.
Zee cold war is on.
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
Scamsterfarten system logo (I loved these pins when I was a small kid):
http://lotsofcovers.com/images/SportsPins_Russian_30Yr1975_small.jpg
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
And finally, the greatest feature, it comes with a real automated climate control
and humidity for dry climates. Real automated climate controls keeps a
desired temerature in the house, regardless if the desired temperature requires
heating or cooling. I don't understand why cars and houses don't already have
that simple feature. Why do I have to switch from heating to cooling if I have
a heater and a cooler system and a humidifier. Why do I have to keep switching,
as if there were only two climates, Summer and Winter. It involves a little
brain power which lacks in the general population. Why do I have to live
in a sense of being in the past all my life?
Its like when I heard of the first PC-s in the 80-s. I thought they were going to
have cool looking boxes, but they were ugly looking IBM PC-s. And it took
like 25 years to reach nicer boxes. Why are they keeping us from the nice
things all the time. I never figured that out. Too many secrets I guess. Too many
secrets. There is a lot of resistence against nice.
...Like oak furniture in the US. They advertise it as "real", but its very ugly.
Buy Republican oak. Its for real down-to-earth people. Its ugly. Fine, if that's
what you wanna call real.
Because its harsh wood. And the heaviest wood. An oak desk weighs a ton or
more. Its harsh, and it appeals to lumberjack people who own $40000 trucks,
which don't carry anything. Because its too shiny and they don't wanna scratch
their truck. But that's not the point. The point is, that central heating is a nice
socialist solution.
"Scamsterfarten heating systems. For nice socialist people, who hate oak desks."
Need to maka Crazy People 2 movie.
Why not. The movie begins with a Google programmer named Brady,
realizing that he lives by pushing buttons like rats for food. So he quit, and
invented the Scamsterfarten, and... oh... oh... is that the Office Space movie
idea?
Central Air heating can invite terrists, like bacteria. Amtrax. Because they can
put things in the air. Unfortunately, the movie and the future is cancelled. Duh!
(Oh I am not supposed to say that because I can give ideas to them, which
can put me in jail for 35 years plus. I don't know anything any more, president
Bush.)
(Its better not to know anything, that's what Regimists like. We don't know
anything. We are a dumb crowd, serving the Regimists. Unfortunately its
true.)
I say let them Amtrax us. I wanna see the Scamsterfarten heating a suburb.
Terrists didn't stop New York from building the Freedom tower. Would I
work there? Good question. Probably not. I am scared of heights.
When I walk in a sky scraper, I feel it moving. I panik. I can feel the slightest
movements in the building. I know there are 50 floors above me. I feel
claustrophobic in those buildings. I felt claustophobic in New York streets.
Tall buildings, narrow streets, no parks, no benches, millions of people,
there is a central park, but its just one park. I never felt claustophobic
in any European city, but in New York I felt very uncomfortable. Maybe
in Paris I felt a little uncomfortable. Just too many people, just too crowded,
I don't know, anything.
New York. But its a funny place.
http://www.nycmap.com/nymages/ave4.jpg
"Hi, give me a coin, I'll show you my thing. Hi there, you wanna see my thing?
Hello, I'll show you my thing for a quarter. For 2 quarters I'll show you
my balls too. Hello, "
f*** it, go to Balkania, spit lemon seeds, and forget about brainwash freedom
and freedom fighters.
http://thisisyourworld.com/archive/videos/1-29_2-4/highwayhumperz.mpg
Just builing my Resume. I am sure I will be hired as a zpammer somewhere.
Buil-ding dong, building my Scamsterfarten, and spitting lemon seeds. Everybody
needs a Scamsterfarten.
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
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Rotsies and scamsterfartenists, from Master and Margarita, now the Boss and Tony (spit). |
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bogyo
science forum Guru
Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 1526
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| Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:09 pm Post subject:
Re: Zeep thoughts: Amchies lucka respond with nucelar to terrist attack
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| Quote: | Think zipper wall wall ker, think zeeper and zeeper. Think: Fly
away
pigeo!
The movie Matrix had wallwalkers. Its nothing special. Its just a
special
effect.
But to me its special. Wallwalker sticks his head out the wall
sometimes
and annoys me. He says things. Shitwalker is much friendlier. He
is
filled
with s**t all over his body, and his boots make spongy sound as he
walks
on melting snow, even though its not snowing. Shitwalker wants 3
kisses,
because nobody loves him, he smells and his face is covered with
poocus.
He has brown poop coming out of his nose, and when he gets
emotionally
effected, be it by scaring him or a woman touching him, he
sneezes.
Wallwalker sticks his head through the wall and says nasty things,
and
laughs
and disappears. You can't get him. I run after him, out to the
streets,
I
chase
him, but he runs into other people's homes and he runs from one
home
into another. Its really really hard to catch him. The 100-legged
pony-tailed
indian can catch him, because he can run really fast with his 100
legs.
He
has so many legs that his name is shadow walker.
Shitwalker has a futuristic job. He is a spaceship genitor. He
makes
mess,
and he cleans at the same time. He walks around the spaceship, and
he
whines a lot because nobody loves him, and cleans around. Wall
wall
ker,
give me 3 kisses! - and Wallwalker likes to stick his head out the
wall
from behind Shitwalker, and scare him: "Boooo!". And shitwalker
sneezes.
That makes Wallwalker happy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - he
laughs.
Wallwalker (also known as "Wall") is an a*****le. The
100-legged-Indian
man one day caught him, and put Wall on a spaceship, to keep him
out
of public. Imagine Mr. Bush's worries that the terrists one day
may
use
his technologies to walk through walls.
Fly away pigeo, fly away...
Oh and Nisha! How can anyone forget Nisha the japanese sex babe.
Wall watches her showering all the time, his eye appears on the
wall,
and his dick appears erect underneath. One day shitwalker pushed
wall into Nisha's shower room from behind. s**t screamed: Booooo! -
as he pushed Wall. Nisha quickly pulled a towel on her body as
she saw wall.
Fly away pigeo...
Public wallsters, there are so many, imagine the Hollywood effect of
an army of wallwalkers. How does one battle them? We know they
overpower us.
Boosticity and bossticity. Boosted (chest-inflated) bosses in Hollywood,
celebrating the age of techno (sneeze). Its all boosted like Bush. We are
big, we are huge, and we gonna be much bigger tavarishes! Live life in
one big wow effect! Like Bush, I vote for cold war and nothing happening.
No TV at home, no walk in the city, because they are all druggy bums
there, just play power, and push butns. I think we are already there in
the
US. We stay home. Its too dangerous outside. We push butns for food,
like rats, and we like cold war games. Right Tony?
Tony: Right Boss.
http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/2107/mp3/323295_SOUNDDOGS_WI.mp3
Boss: And stop the air conditioning, please.
Its a heater boss, we bought a new Scamsterfarten.
Tony: High pressure air and rubber. Its a new invention boss, invented by
our writer.
A house heated by a car-tire-pumper, generating 100+psi pressure in long
rubber tubes. It works boss, it really works. Imagine. No fire in the basement,
the noisy motor is covered with a sound-proof box, its really cheap and its
really effective.
(Boss goes down to the basement to observe the new Scamsterfarten. He
finds a small electric car tire pump worth $20 in K-Mart and a lot of thin
rubber tubes attached to it, and it is blowing heat like crazy.)
Writer: See, it is much more convenient to build a central heating center in
US Suburbs, simply pumping a large volume of air to houses through rubber
tubes. By the time the air reaches the houses, the air is heated from the airflow
in the rubber tubes. So we don't need a local heating system in the house, and
not to mention, its a more futuristic solution, not to have to worry about gas
leaking in the house, about buying a new heater, you know, its much nicer
when basic things are taken care of. You just live, and worry less about
maintaining things in your house. So we can all focus on our duties, to save
America.
Zee cold war is on.
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
Scamsterfarten system logo (I loved these pins when I was a small kid):
http://lotsofcovers.com/images/SportsPins_Russian_30Yr1975_small.jpg
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
And finally, the greatest feature, it comes with a real automated climate control
and humidity for dry climates. Real automated climate controls keeps a
desired temerature in the house, regardless if the desired temperature requires
heating or cooling. I don't understand why cars and houses don't already have
that simple feature. Why do I have to switch from heating to cooling if I have
a heater and a cooler system and a humidifier. Why do I have to keep switching,
as if there were only two climates, Summer and Winter. It involves a little
brain power which lacks in the general population. Why do I have to live
in a sense of being in the past all my life?
Its like when I heard of the first PC-s in the 80-s. I thought they were going to
have cool looking boxes, but they were ugly looking IBM PC-s. And it took
like 25 years to reach nicer boxes. Why are they keeping us from the nice
things all the time. I never figured that out. Too many secrets I guess. Too many
secrets. There is a lot of resistence against nice.
...Like oak furniture in the US. They advertise it as "real", but its very ugly.
Buy Republican oak. Its for real down-to-earth people. Its ugly. Fine, if that's
what you wanna call real.
Because its harsh wood. And the heaviest wood. An oak desk weighs a ton or
more. Its harsh, and it appeals to lumberjack people who own $40000 trucks,
which don't carry anything. Because its too shiny and they don't wanna scratch
their truck. But that's not the point. The point is, that central heating is a nice
socialist solution.
"Scamsterfarten heating systems. For nice socialist people, who hate oak desks."
Need to maka Crazy People 2 movie.
Why not. The movie begins with a Google programmer named Brady,
realizing that he lives by pushing buttons like rats for food. So he quit, and
invented the Scamsterfarten, and... oh... oh... is that the Office Space movie
idea?
Central Air heating can invite terrists, like bacteria. Amtrax. Because they can
put things in the air. Unfortunately, the movie and the future is cancelled. Duh!
(Oh I am not supposed to say that because I can give ideas to them, which
can put me in jail for 35 years plus. I don't know anything any more, president
Bush.)
(Its better not to know anything, that's what Regimists like. We don't know
anything. We are a dumb crowd, serving the Regimists. Unfortunately its
true.)
I say let them Amtrax us. I wanna see the Scamsterfarten heating a suburb.
Terrists didn't stop New York from building the Freedom tower. Would I
work there? Good question. Probably not. I am scared of heights.
When I walk in a sky scraper, I feel it moving. I panik. I can feel the slightest
movements in the building. I know there are 50 floors above me. I feel
claustrophobic in those buildings. I felt claustophobic in New York streets.
Tall buildings, narrow streets, no parks, no benches, millions of people,
there is a central park, but its just one park. I never felt claustophobic
in any European city, but in New York I felt very uncomfortable. Maybe
in Paris I felt a little uncomfortable. Just too many people, just too crowded,
I don't know, anything.
New York. But its a funny place.
http://www.nycmap.com/nymages/ave4.jpg
"Hi, give me a coin, I'll show you my thing. Hi there, you wanna see my thing?
Hello, I'll show you my thing for a quarter. For 2 quarters I'll show you
my balls too. Hello, "
f*** it, go to Balkania, spit lemon seeds, and forget about brainwash freedom
and freedom fighters.
http://thisisyourworld.com/archive/videos/1-29_2-4/highwayhumperz.mpg
Just builing my Resume. I am sure I will be hired as a zpammer somewhere.
Buil-ding dong, building my Scamsterfarten, and spitting lemon seeds. Everybody
needs a Scamsterfarten.
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Rotsies and scamsterfartenists, from Master and Margarita, now the Boss and Tony (spit).
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From Nobel winning Master and Margarita, to the all-loosing Boss and Tonita (spit) (spit). |
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bogyo
science forum Guru
Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 1526
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| Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:16 pm Post subject:
Re: Zeep thoughts: Amchies lucka respond with nucelar to terrist attack
|
|
|
| Quote: | Think zipper wall wall ker, think zeeper and zeeper. Think:
Fly
away
pigeo!
The movie Matrix had wallwalkers. Its nothing special. Its just
a
special
effect.
But to me its special. Wallwalker sticks his head out the wall
sometimes
and annoys me. He says things. Shitwalker is much friendlier. He
is
filled
with s**t all over his body, and his boots make spongy sound as
he
walks
on melting snow, even though its not snowing. Shitwalker wants 3
kisses,
because nobody loves him, he smells and his face is covered with
poocus.
He has brown poop coming out of his nose, and when he gets
emotionally
effected, be it by scaring him or a woman touching him, he
sneezes.
Wallwalker sticks his head through the wall and says nasty
things,
and
laughs
and disappears. You can't get him. I run after him, out to the
streets,
I
chase
him, but he runs into other people's homes and he runs from one
home
into another. Its really really hard to catch him. The
100-legged
pony-tailed
indian can catch him, because he can run really fast with his
100
legs.
He
has so many legs that his name is shadow walker.
Shitwalker has a futuristic job. He is a spaceship genitor. He
makes
mess,
and he cleans at the same time. He walks around the spaceship,
and
he
whines a lot because nobody loves him, and cleans around. Wall
wall
ker,
give me 3 kisses! - and Wallwalker likes to stick his head out
the
wall
from behind Shitwalker, and scare him: "Boooo!". And shitwalker
sneezes.
That makes Wallwalker happy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - he
laughs.
Wallwalker (also known as "Wall") is an a*****le. The
100-legged-Indian
man one day caught him, and put Wall on a spaceship, to keep him
out
of public. Imagine Mr. Bush's worries that the terrists one day
may
use
his technologies to walk through walls.
Fly away pigeo, fly away...
Oh and Nisha! How can anyone forget Nisha the japanese sex babe.
Wall watches her showering all the time, his eye appears on the
wall,
and his dick appears erect underneath. One day shitwalker pushed
wall into Nisha's shower room from behind. s**t screamed:
Booooo! -
as he pushed Wall. Nisha quickly pulled a towel on her body as
she saw wall.
Fly away pigeo...
Public wallsters, there are so many, imagine the Hollywood effect of
an army of wallwalkers. How does one battle them? We know they
overpower us.
Boosticity and bossticity. Boosted (chest-inflated) bosses in Hollywood,
celebrating the age of techno (sneeze). Its all boosted like Bush. We
are
big, we are huge, and we gonna be much bigger tavarishes! Live life in
one big wow effect! Like Bush, I vote for cold war and nothing
happening.
No TV at home, no walk in the city, because they are all druggy bums
there, just play power, and push butns. I think we are already there in
the
US. We stay home. Its too dangerous outside. We push butns for food,
like rats, and we like cold war games. Right Tony?
Tony: Right Boss.
http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/2107/mp3/323295_SOUNDDOGS_WI.mp3
Boss: And stop the air conditioning, please.
Its a heater boss, we bought a new Scamsterfarten.
Tony: High pressure air and rubber. Its a new invention boss, invented by
our writer.
A house heated by a car-tire-pumper, generating 100+psi pressure in long
rubber tubes. It works boss, it really works. Imagine. No fire in the
basement,
the noisy motor is covered with a sound-proof box, its really cheap and its
really effective.
(Boss goes down to the basement to observe the new Scamsterfarten. He
finds a small electric car tire pump worth $20 in K-Mart and a lot of thin
rubber tubes attached to it, and it is blowing heat like crazy.)
Writer: See, it is much more convenient to build a central heating center in
US Suburbs, simply pumping a large volume of air to houses through rubber
tubes. By the time the air reaches the houses, the air is heated from the
airflow
in the rubber tubes. So we don't need a local heating system in the house, and
not to mention, its a more futuristic solution, not to have to worry about gas
leaking in the house, about buying a new heater, you know, its much nicer
when basic things are taken care of. You just live, and worry less about
maintaining things in your house. So we can all focus on our duties, to save
America.
Zee cold war is on.
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
Scamsterfarten system logo (I loved these pins when I was a small kid):
http://lotsofcovers.com/images/SportsPins_Russian_30Yr1975_small.jpg
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
And finally, the greatest feature, it comes with a real automated climate control
and humidity for dry climates. Real automated climate controls keeps a
desired temerature in the house, regardless if the desired temperature requires
heating or cooling. I don't understand why cars and houses don't already have
that simple feature. Why do I have to switch from heating to cooling if I have
a heater and a cooler system and a humidifier. Why do I have to keep switching,
as if there were only two climates, Summer and Winter. It involves a little
brain power which lacks in the general population. Why do I have to live
in a sense of being in the past all my life?
Its like when I heard of the first PC-s in the 80-s. I thought they were going to
have cool looking boxes, but they were ugly looking IBM PC-s. And it took
like 25 years to reach nicer boxes. Why are they keeping us from the nice
things all the time. I never figured that out. Too many secrets I guess. Too many
secrets. There is a lot of resistence against nice.
...Like oak furniture in the US. They advertise it as "real", but its very ugly.
Buy Republican oak. Its for real down-to-earth people. Its ugly. Fine, if that's
what you wanna call real.
Because its harsh wood. And the heaviest wood. An oak desk weighs a ton or
more. Its harsh, and it appeals to lumberjack people who own $40000 trucks,
which don't carry anything. Because its too shiny and they don't wanna scratch
their truck. But that's not the point. The point is, that central heating is a nice
socialist solution.
"Scamsterfarten heating systems. For nice socialist people, who hate oak desks."
Need to maka Crazy People 2 movie.
Why not. The movie begins with a Google programmer named Brady,
realizing that he lives by pushing buttons like rats for food. So he quit, and
invented the Scamsterfarten, and... oh... oh... is that the Office Space movie
idea?
Central Air heating can invite terrists, like bacteria. Amtrax. Because they can
put things in the air. Unfortunately, the movie and the future is cancelled. Duh!
(Oh I am not supposed to say that because I can give ideas to them, which
can put me in jail for 35 years plus. I don't know anything any more, president
Bush.)
(Its better not to know anything, that's what Regimists like. We don't know
anything. We are a dumb crowd, serving the Regimists. Unfortunately its
true.)
I say let them Amtrax us. I wanna see the Scamsterfarten heating a suburb.
Terrists didn't stop New York from building the Freedom tower. Would I
work there? Good question. Probably not. I am scared of heights.
When I walk in a sky scraper, I feel it moving. I panik. I can feel the slightest
movements in the building. I know there are 50 floors above me. I feel
claustrophobic in those buildings. I felt claustophobic in New York streets.
Tall buildings, narrow streets, no parks, no benches, millions of people,
there is a central park, but its just one park. I never felt claustophobic
in any European city, but in New York I felt very uncomfortable. Maybe
in Paris I felt a little uncomfortable. Just too many people, just too crowded,
I don't know, anything.
New York. But its a funny place.
http://www.nycmap.com/nymages/ave4.jpg
"Hi, give me a coin, I'll show you my thing. Hi there, you wanna see my thing?
Hello, I'll show you my thing for a quarter. For 2 quarters I'll show you
my balls too. Hello, "
f*** it, go to Balkania, spit lemon seeds, and forget about brainwash freedom
and freedom fighters.
http://thisisyourworld.com/archive/videos/1-29_2-4/highwayhumperz.mpg
Just builing my Resume. I am sure I will be hired as a zpammer somewhere.
Buil-ding dong, building my Scamsterfarten, and spitting lemon seeds. Everybody
needs a Scamsterfarten.
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Rotsies and scamsterfartenists, from Master and Margarita, now the Boss and Tony (spit).
From Nobel winning Master and Margarita, to the all-loosing Boss and Tonita (spit) (spit).
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To the all-loosing "Mr. Krepelka, the Incredible Wallwalker." (spit) (spit) (spit) (spit) (spit) |
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bogyo
science forum Guru
Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 1526
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| Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:40 pm Post subject:
Re: Zeep thoughts: Amchies lucka respond with nucelar to terrist attack
|
|
|
| Quote: | Think zipper wall wall ker, think zeeper and zeeper. Think:
Fly
away
pigeo!
The movie Matrix had wallwalkers. Its nothing special. Its
just
a
special
effect.
But to me its special. Wallwalker sticks his head out the wall
sometimes
and annoys me. He says things. Shitwalker is much friendlier.
He
is
filled
with s**t all over his body, and his boots make spongy sound
as
he
walks
on melting snow, even though its not snowing. Shitwalker wants
3
kisses,
because nobody loves him, he smells and his face is covered
with
poocus.
He has brown poop coming out of his nose, and when he gets
emotionally
effected, be it by scaring him or a woman touching him, he
sneezes.
Wallwalker sticks his head through the wall and says nasty
things,
and
laughs
and disappears. You can't get him. I run after him, out to the
streets,
I
chase
him, but he runs into other people's homes and he runs from
one
home
into another. Its really really hard to catch him. The
100-legged
pony-tailed
indian can catch him, because he can run really fast with his
100
legs.
He
has so many legs that his name is shadow walker.
Shitwalker has a futuristic job. He is a spaceship genitor. He
makes
mess,
and he cleans at the same time. He walks around the spaceship,
and
he
whines a lot because nobody loves him, and cleans around. Wall
wall
ker,
give me 3 kisses! - and Wallwalker likes to stick his head out
the
wall
from behind Shitwalker, and scare him: "Boooo!". And
shitwalker
sneezes.
That makes Wallwalker happy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - he
laughs.
Wallwalker (also known as "Wall") is an a*****le. The
100-legged-Indian
man one day caught him, and put Wall on a spaceship, to keep
him
out
of public. Imagine Mr. Bush's worries that the terrists one
day
may
use
his technologies to walk through walls.
Fly away pigeo, fly away...
Oh and Nisha! How can anyone forget Nisha the japanese sex babe.
Wall watches her showering all the time, his eye appears on the
wall,
and his dick appears erect underneath. One day shitwalker pushed
wall into Nisha's shower room from behind. s**t screamed:
Booooo! -
as he pushed Wall. Nisha quickly pulled a towel on her body as
she saw wall.
Fly away pigeo...
Public wallsters, there are so many, imagine the Hollywood effect of
an army of wallwalkers. How does one battle them? We know they
overpower us.
Boosticity and bossticity. Boosted (chest-inflated) bosses in
Hollywood,
celebrating the age of techno (sneeze). Its all boosted like Bush. We
are
big, we are huge, and we gonna be much bigger tavarishes! Live life in
one big wow effect! Like Bush, I vote for cold war and nothing
happening.
No TV at home, no walk in the city, because they are all druggy bums
there, just play power, and push butns. I think we are already there
in
the
US. We stay home. Its too dangerous outside. We push butns for food,
like rats, and we like cold war games. Right Tony?
Tony: Right Boss.
http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/2107/mp3/323295_SOUNDDOGS_WI.mp3
Boss: And stop the air conditioning, please.
Its a heater boss, we bought a new Scamsterfarten.
Tony: High pressure air and rubber. Its a new invention boss, invented by
our writer.
A house heated by a car-tire-pumper, generating 100+psi pressure in long
rubber tubes. It works boss, it really works. Imagine. No fire in the
basement,
the noisy motor is covered with a sound-proof box, its really cheap and its
really effective.
(Boss goes down to the basement to observe the new Scamsterfarten. He
finds a small electric car tire pump worth $20 in K-Mart and a lot of thin
rubber tubes attached to it, and it is blowing heat like crazy.)
Writer: See, it is much more convenient to build a central heating center in
US Suburbs, simply pumping a large volume of air to houses through rubber
tubes. By the time the air reaches the houses, the air is heated from the
airflow
in the rubber tubes. So we don't need a local heating system in the house, and
not to mention, its a more futuristic solution, not to have to worry about gas
leaking in the house, about buying a new heater, you know, its much nicer
when basic things are taken care of. You just live, and worry less about
maintaining things in your house. So we can all focus on our duties, to save
America.
Zee cold war is on.
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
Scamsterfarten system logo (I loved these pins when I was a small kid):
http://lotsofcovers.com/images/SportsPins_Russian_30Yr1975_small.jpg
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
And finally, the greatest feature, it comes with a real automated climate control
and humidity for dry climates. Real automated climate controls keeps a
desired temerature in the house, regardless if the desired temperature requires
heating or cooling. I don't understand why cars and houses don't already have
that simple feature. Why do I have to switch from heating to cooling if I have
a heater and a cooler system and a humidifier. Why do I have to keep switching,
as if there were only two climates, Summer and Winter. It involves a little
brain power which lacks in the general population. Why do I have to live
in a sense of being in the past all my life?
Its like when I heard of the first PC-s in the 80-s. I thought they were going to
have cool looking boxes, but they were ugly looking IBM PC-s. And it took
like 25 years to reach nicer boxes. Why are they keeping us from the nice
things all the time. I never figured that out. Too many secrets I guess. Too many
secrets. There is a lot of resistence against nice.
...Like oak furniture in the US. They advertise it as "real", but its very ugly.
Buy Republican oak. Its for real down-to-earth people. Its ugly. Fine, if that's
what you wanna call real.
Because its harsh wood. And the heaviest wood. An oak desk weighs a ton or
more. Its harsh, and it appeals to lumberjack people who own $40000 trucks,
which don't carry anything. Because its too shiny and they don't wanna scratch
their truck. But that's not the point. The point is, that central heating is a nice
socialist solution.
"Scamsterfarten heating systems. For nice socialist people, who hate oak desks."
Need to maka Crazy People 2 movie.
Why not. The movie begins with a Google programmer named Brady,
realizing that he lives by pushing buttons like rats for food. So he quit, and
invented the Scamsterfarten, and... oh... oh... is that the Office Space movie
idea?
Central Air heating can invite terrists, like bacteria. Amtrax. Because they can
put things in the air. Unfortunately, the movie and the future is cancelled. Duh!
(Oh I am not supposed to say that because I can give ideas to them, which
can put me in jail for 35 years plus. I don't know anything any more, president
Bush.)
(Its better not to know anything, that's what Regimists like. We don't know
anything. We are a dumb crowd, serving the Regimists. Unfortunately its
true.)
I say let them Amtrax us. I wanna see the Scamsterfarten heating a suburb.
Terrists didn't stop New York from building the Freedom tower. Would I
work there? Good question. Probably not. I am scared of heights.
When I walk in a sky scraper, I feel it moving. I panik. I can feel the slightest
movements in the building. I know there are 50 floors above me. I feel
claustrophobic in those buildings. I felt claustophobic in New York streets.
Tall buildings, narrow streets, no parks, no benches, millions of people,
there is a central park, but its just one park. I never felt claustophobic
in any European city, but in New York I felt very uncomfortable. Maybe
in Paris I felt a little uncomfortable. Just too many people, just too crowded,
I don't know, anything.
New York. But its a funny place.
http://www.nycmap.com/nymages/ave4.jpg
"Hi, give me a coin, I'll show you my thing. Hi there, you wanna see my thing?
Hello, I'll show you my thing for a quarter. For 2 quarters I'll show you
my balls too. Hello, "
f*** it, go to Balkania, spit lemon seeds, and forget about brainwash freedom
and freedom fighters.
http://thisisyourworld.com/archive/videos/1-29_2-4/highwayhumperz.mpg
Just builing my Resume. I am sure I will be hired as a zpammer somewhere.
Buil-ding dong, building my Scamsterfarten, and spitting lemon seeds. Everybody
needs a Scamsterfarten.
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Rotsies and scamsterfartenists, from Master and Margarita, now the Boss and Tony (spit).
From Nobel winning Master and Margarita, to the all-loosing Boss and Tonita (spit) (spit).
To the all-loosing "Mr. Krepelka, the Incredible Wallwalker." (spit) (spit) (spit) (spit) (spit)
|
Cheers Attila! Vodka with squeezed lemons never tasted so good.
Attila: Cheers! And God Bless Hungaria! |
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bogyo
science forum Guru
Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 1526
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| Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:46 pm Post subject:
Re: Zeep thoughts: Amchies lucka respond with nucelar to terrist attack
|
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|
| Quote: | Think zipper wall wall ker, think zeeper and zeeper.
Think:
Fly
away
pigeo!
The movie Matrix had wallwalkers. Its nothing special. Its
just
a
special
effect.
But to me its special. Wallwalker sticks his head out the
wall
sometimes
and annoys me. He says things. Shitwalker is much
friendlier.
He
is
filled
with s**t all over his body, and his boots make spongy sound
as
he
walks
on melting snow, even though its not snowing. Shitwalker
wants
3
kisses,
because nobody loves him, he smells and his face is covered
with
poocus.
He has brown poop coming out of his nose, and when he gets
emotionally
effected, be it by scaring him or a woman touching him, he
sneezes.
Wallwalker sticks his head through the wall and says nasty
things,
and
laughs
and disappears. You can't get him. I run after him, out to
the
streets,
I
chase
him, but he runs into other people's homes and he runs from
one
home
into another. Its really really hard to catch him. The
100-legged
pony-tailed
indian can catch him, because he can run really fast with
his
100
legs.
He
has so many legs that his name is shadow walker.
Shitwalker has a futuristic job. He is a spaceship genitor.
He
makes
mess,
and he cleans at the same time. He walks around the
spaceship,
and
he
whines a lot because nobody loves him, and cleans around.
Wall
wall
ker,
give me 3 kisses! - and Wallwalker likes to stick his head
out
the
wall
from behind Shitwalker, and scare him: "Boooo!". And
shitwalker
sneezes.
That makes Wallwalker happy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - he
laughs.
Wallwalker (also known as "Wall") is an a*****le. The
100-legged-Indian
man one day caught him, and put Wall on a spaceship, to keep
him
out
of public. Imagine Mr. Bush's worries that the terrists one
day
may
use
his technologies to walk through walls.
Fly away pigeo, fly away...
Oh and Nisha! How can anyone forget Nisha the japanese sex
babe.
Wall watches her showering all the time, his eye appears on
the
wall,
and his dick appears erect underneath. One day shitwalker
pushed
wall into Nisha's shower room from behind. s**t screamed:
Booooo! -
as he pushed Wall. Nisha quickly pulled a towel on her body as
she saw wall.
Fly away pigeo...
Public wallsters, there are so many, imagine the Hollywood effect
of
an army of wallwalkers. How does one battle them? We know they
overpower us.
Boosticity and bossticity. Boosted (chest-inflated) bosses in
Hollywood,
celebrating the age of techno (sneeze). Its all boosted like Bush.
We
are
big, we are huge, and we gonna be much bigger tavarishes! Live life
in
one big wow effect! Like Bush, I vote for cold war and nothing
happening.
No TV at home, no walk in the city, because they are all druggy bums
there, just play power, and push butns. I think we are already there
in
the
US. We stay home. Its too dangerous outside. We push butns for food,
like rats, and we like cold war games. Right Tony?
Tony: Right Boss.
http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/2107/mp3/323295_SOUNDDOGS_WI.mp3
Boss: And stop the air conditioning, please.
Its a heater boss, we bought a new Scamsterfarten.
Tony: High pressure air and rubber. Its a new invention boss, invented
by
our writer.
A house heated by a car-tire-pumper, generating 100+psi pressure in long
rubber tubes. It works boss, it really works. Imagine. No fire in the
basement,
the noisy motor is covered with a sound-proof box, its really cheap and
its
really effective.
(Boss goes down to the basement to observe the new Scamsterfarten. He
finds a small electric car tire pump worth $20 in K-Mart and a lot of thin
rubber tubes attached to it, and it is blowing heat like crazy.)
Writer: See, it is much more convenient to build a central heating center in
US Suburbs, simply pumping a large volume of air to houses through rubber
tubes. By the time the air reaches the houses, the air is heated from the
airflow
in the rubber tubes. So we don't need a local heating system in the house,
and
not to mention, its a more futuristic solution, not to have to worry about
gas
leaking in the house, about buying a new heater, you know, its much nicer
when basic things are taken care of. You just live, and worry less about
maintaining things in your house. So we can all focus on our duties, to save
America.
Zee cold war is on.
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
Scamsterfarten system logo (I loved these pins when I was a small kid):
http://lotsofcovers.com/images/SportsPins_Russian_30Yr1975_small.jpg
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
And finally, the greatest feature, it comes with a real automated climate control
and humidity for dry climates. Real automated climate controls keeps a
desired temerature in the house, regardless if the desired temperature requires
heating or cooling. I don't understand why cars and houses don't already have
that simple feature. Why do I have to switch from heating to cooling if I have
a heater and a cooler system and a humidifier. Why do I have to keep switching,
as if there were only two climates, Summer and Winter. It involves a little
brain power which lacks in the general population. Why do I have to live
in a sense of being in the past all my life?
Its like when I heard of the first PC-s in the 80-s. I thought they were going to
have cool looking boxes, but they were ugly looking IBM PC-s. And it took
like 25 years to reach nicer boxes. Why are they keeping us from the nice
things all the time. I never figured that out. Too many secrets I guess. Too many
secrets. There is a lot of resistence against nice.
...Like oak furniture in the US. They advertise it as "real", but its very ugly.
Buy Republican oak. Its for real down-to-earth people. Its ugly. Fine, if that's
what you wanna call real.
Because its harsh wood. And the heaviest wood. An oak desk weighs a ton or
more. Its harsh, and it appeals to lumberjack people who own $40000 trucks,
which don't carry anything. Because its too shiny and they don't wanna scratch
their truck. But that's not the point. The point is, that central heating is a nice
socialist solution.
"Scamsterfarten heating systems. For nice socialist people, who hate oak desks."
Need to maka Crazy People 2 movie.
Why not. The movie begins with a Google programmer named Brady,
realizing that he lives by pushing buttons like rats for food. So he quit, and
invented the Scamsterfarten, and... oh... oh... is that the Office Space movie
idea?
Central Air heating can invite terrists, like bacteria. Amtrax. Because they can
put things in the air. Unfortunately, the movie and the future is cancelled. Duh!
(Oh I am not supposed to say that because I can give ideas to them, which
can put me in jail for 35 years plus. I don't know anything any more, president
Bush.)
(Its better not to know anything, that's what Regimists like. We don't know
anything. We are a dumb crowd, serving the Regimists. Unfortunately its
true.)
I say let them Amtrax us. I wanna see the Scamsterfarten heating a suburb.
Terrists didn't stop New York from building the Freedom tower. Would I
work there? Good question. Probably not. I am scared of heights.
When I walk in a sky scraper, I feel it moving. I panik. I can feel the slightest
movements in the building. I know there are 50 floors above me. I feel
claustrophobic in those buildings. I felt claustophobic in New York streets.
Tall buildings, narrow streets, no parks, no benches, millions of people,
there is a central park, but its just one park. I never felt claustophobic
in any European city, but in New York I felt very uncomfortable. Maybe
in Paris I felt a little uncomfortable. Just too many people, just too crowded,
I don't know, anything.
New York. But its a funny place.
http://www.nycmap.com/nymages/ave4.jpg
"Hi, give me a coin, I'll show you my thing. Hi there, you wanna see my thing?
Hello, I'll show you my thing for a quarter. For 2 quarters I'll show you
my balls too. Hello, "
f*** it, go to Balkania, spit lemon seeds, and forget about brainwash freedom
and freedom fighters.
http://thisisyourworld.com/archive/videos/1-29_2-4/highwayhumperz.mpg
Just builing my Resume. I am sure I will be hired as a zpammer somewhere.
Buil-ding dong, building my Scamsterfarten, and spitting lemon seeds. Everybody
needs a Scamsterfarten.
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Rotsies and scamsterfartenists, from Master and Margarita, now the Boss and Tony (spit).
From Nobel winning Master and Margarita, to the all-loosing Boss and Tonita (spit) (spit).
To the all-loosing "Mr. Krepelka, the Incredible Wallwalker." (spit) (spit) (spit) (spit) (spit)
Cheers Attila! Vodka with squeezed lemons never tasted so good.
Attila: Cheers! And God Bless Hungaria!
|
P.S. As in all bad movies, the end of the movie is discussed: Is this a good
ending, or is this merely a good Resume in the making? |
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bogyo
science forum Guru
Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 1526
|
| Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:47 pm Post subject:
Re: Zeep thoughts: Amchies lucka respond with nucelar to terrist attack
|
|
|
| Quote: | Think zipper wall wall ker, think zeeper and zeeper.
Think:
Fly
away
pigeo!
The movie Matrix had wallwalkers. Its nothing special. Its
just
a
special
effect.
But to me its special. Wallwalker sticks his head out the
wall
sometimes
and annoys me. He says things. Shitwalker is much
friendlier.
He
is
filled
with s**t all over his body, and his boots make spongy
sound
as
he
walks
on melting snow, even though its not snowing. Shitwalker
wants
3
kisses,
because nobody loves him, he smells and his face is
covered
with
poocus.
He has brown poop coming out of his nose, and when he gets
emotionally
effected, be it by scaring him or a woman touching him, he
sneezes.
Wallwalker sticks his head through the wall and says nasty
things,
and
laughs
and disappears. You can't get him. I run after him, out to
the
streets,
I
chase
him, but he runs into other people's homes and he runs
from
one
home
into another. Its really really hard to catch him. The
100-legged
pony-tailed
indian can catch him, because he can run really fast with
his
100
legs.
He
has so many legs that his name is shadow walker.
Shitwalker has a futuristic job. He is a spaceship
genitor.
He
makes
mess,
and he cleans at the same time. He walks around the
spaceship,
and
he
whines a lot because nobody loves him, and cleans around.
Wall
wall
ker,
give me 3 kisses! - and Wallwalker likes to stick his head
out
the
wall
from behind Shitwalker, and scare him: "Boooo!". And
shitwalker
sneezes.
That makes Wallwalker happy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -
he
laughs.
Wallwalker (also known as "Wall") is an a*****le. The
100-legged-Indian
man one day caught him, and put Wall on a spaceship, to
keep
him
out
of public. Imagine Mr. Bush's worries that the terrists
one
day
may
use
his technologies to walk through walls.
Fly away pigeo, fly away...
Oh and Nisha! How can anyone forget Nisha the japanese sex
babe.
Wall watches her showering all the time, his eye appears on
the
wall,
and his dick appears erect underneath. One day shitwalker
pushed
wall into Nisha's shower room from behind. s**t screamed:
Booooo! -
as he pushed Wall. Nisha quickly pulled a towel on her body
as
she saw wall.
Fly away pigeo...
Public wallsters, there are so many, imagine the Hollywood
effect
of
an army of wallwalkers. How does one battle them? We know they
overpower us.
Boosticity and bossticity. Boosted (chest-inflated) bosses in
Hollywood,
celebrating the age of techno (sneeze). Its all boosted like Bush.
We
are
big, we are huge, and we gonna be much bigger tavarishes! Live
life
in
one big wow effect! Like Bush, I vote for cold war and nothing
happening.
No TV at home, no walk in the city, because they are all druggy
bums
there, just play power, and push butns. I think we are already
there
in
the
US. We stay home. Its too dangerous outside. We push butns for
food,
like rats, and we like cold war games. Right Tony?
Tony: Right Boss.
http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/2107/mp3/323295_SOUNDDOGS_WI.mp3
Boss: And stop the air conditioning, please.
Its a heater boss, we bought a new Scamsterfarten.
Tony: High pressure air and rubber. Its a new invention boss, invented
by
our writer.
A house heated by a car-tire-pumper, generating 100+psi pressure in long
rubber tubes. It works boss, it really works. Imagine. No fire in the
basement,
the noisy motor is covered with a sound-proof box, its really cheap and
its
really effective.
(Boss goes down to the basement to observe the new Scamsterfarten. He
finds a small electric car tire pump worth $20 in K-Mart and a lot of
thin
rubber tubes attached to it, and it is blowing heat like crazy.)
Writer: See, it is much more convenient to build a central heating center
in
US Suburbs, simply pumping a large volume of air to houses through rubber
tubes. By the time the air reaches the houses, the air is heated from the
airflow
in the rubber tubes. So we don't need a local heating system in the house,
and
not to mention, its a more futuristic solution, not to have to worry about
gas
leaking in the house, about buying a new heater, you know, its much nicer
when basic things are taken care of. You just live, and worry less about
maintaining things in your house. So we can all focus on our duties, to
save
America.
Zee cold war is on.
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
Scamsterfarten system logo (I loved these pins when I was a small kid):
http://lotsofcovers.com/images/SportsPins_Russian_30Yr1975_small.jpg
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
And finally, the greatest feature, it comes with a real automated climate control
and humidity for dry climates. Real automated climate controls keeps a
desired temerature in the house, regardless if the desired temperature requires
heating or cooling. I don't understand why cars and houses don't already have
that simple feature. Why do I have to switch from heating to cooling if I have
a heater and a cooler system and a humidifier. Why do I have to keep switching,
as if there were only two climates, Summer and Winter. It involves a little
brain power which lacks in the general population. Why do I have to live
in a sense of being in the past all my life?
Its like when I heard of the first PC-s in the 80-s. I thought they were going to
have cool looking boxes, but they were ugly looking IBM PC-s. And it took
like 25 years to reach nicer boxes. Why are they keeping us from the nice
things all the time. I never figured that out. Too many secrets I guess. Too many
secrets. There is a lot of resistence against nice.
...Like oak furniture in the US. They advertise it as "real", but its very ugly.
Buy Republican oak. Its for real down-to-earth people. Its ugly. Fine, if that's
what you wanna call real.
Because its harsh wood. And the heaviest wood. An oak desk weighs a ton or
more. Its harsh, and it appeals to lumberjack people who own $40000 trucks,
which don't carry anything. Because its too shiny and they don't wanna scratch
their truck. But that's not the point. The point is, that central heating is a nice
socialist solution.
"Scamsterfarten heating systems. For nice socialist people, who hate oak desks."
Need to maka Crazy People 2 movie.
Why not. The movie begins with a Google programmer named Brady,
realizing that he lives by pushing buttons like rats for food. So he quit, and
invented the Scamsterfarten, and... oh... oh... is that the Office Space movie
idea?
Central Air heating can invite terrists, like bacteria. Amtrax. Because they can
put things in the air. Unfortunately, the movie and the future is cancelled. Duh!
(Oh I am not supposed to say that because I can give ideas to them, which
can put me in jail for 35 years plus. I don't know anything any more, president
Bush.)
(Its better not to know anything, that's what Regimists like. We don't know
anything. We are a dumb crowd, serving the Regimists. Unfortunately its
true.)
I say let them Amtrax us. I wanna see the Scamsterfarten heating a suburb.
Terrists didn't stop New York from building the Freedom tower. Would I
work there? Good question. Probably not. I am scared of heights.
When I walk in a sky scraper, I feel it moving. I panik. I can feel the slightest
movements in the building. I know there are 50 floors above me. I feel
claustrophobic in those buildings. I felt claustophobic in New York streets.
Tall buildings, narrow streets, no parks, no benches, millions of people,
there is a central park, but its just one park. I never felt claustophobic
in any European city, but in New York I felt very uncomfortable. Maybe
in Paris I felt a little uncomfortable. Just too many people, just too crowded,
I don't know, anything.
New York. But its a funny place.
http://www.nycmap.com/nymages/ave4.jpg
"Hi, give me a coin, I'll show you my thing. Hi there, you wanna see my thing?
Hello, I'll show you my thing for a quarter. For 2 quarters I'll show you
my balls too. Hello, "
f*** it, go to Balkania, spit lemon seeds, and forget about brainwash freedom
and freedom fighters.
http://thisisyourworld.com/archive/videos/1-29_2-4/highwayhumperz.mpg
Just builing my Resume. I am sure I will be hired as a zpammer somewhere.
Buil-ding dong, building my Scamsterfarten, and spitting lemon seeds. Everybody
needs a Scamsterfarten.
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Rotsies and scamsterfartenists, from Master and Margarita, now the Boss and Tony (spit).
From Nobel winning Master and Margarita, to the all-loosing Boss and Tonita (spit) (spit).
To the all-loosing "Mr. Krepelka, the Incredible Wallwalker." (spit) (spit) (spit) (spit) (spit)
Cheers Attila! Vodka with squeezed lemons never tasted so good.
Attila: Cheers! And God Bless Hungaria!
P.S. As in all bad movies, the end of the movie is discussed: Is this a good
ending, or is this merely a good Resume in the making?
|
I think I have a lemon seed saved for spitting it at the monitor. |
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bogyo
science forum Guru
Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 1526
|
| Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 10:13 pm Post subject:
Re: Zeep thoughts: Amchies lucka respond with nucelar to terrist attack
|
|
|
| Quote: | Think zipper wall wall ker, think zeeper and zeeper.
Think:
Fly
away
pigeo!
The movie Matrix had wallwalkers. Its nothing special.
Its
just
a
special
effect.
But to me its special. Wallwalker sticks his head out
the
wall
sometimes
and annoys me. He says things. Shitwalker is much
friendlier.
He
is
filled
with s**t all over his body, and his boots make spongy
sound
as
he
walks
on melting snow, even though its not snowing. Shitwalker
wants
3
kisses,
because nobody loves him, he smells and his face is
covered
with
poocus.
He has brown poop coming out of his nose, and when he
gets
emotionally
effected, be it by scaring him or a woman touching him,
he
sneezes.
Wallwalker sticks his head through the wall and says
nasty
things,
and
laughs
and disappears. You can't get him. I run after him, out
to
the
streets,
I
chase
him, but he runs into other people's homes and he runs
from
one
home
into another. Its really really hard to catch him. The
100-legged
pony-tailed
indian can catch him, because he can run really fast
with
his
100
legs.
He
has so many legs that his name is shadow walker.
Shitwalker has a futuristic job. He is a spaceship
genitor.
He
makes
mess,
and he cleans at the same time. He walks around the
spaceship,
and
he
whines a lot because nobody loves him, and cleans
around.
Wall
wall
ker,
give me 3 kisses! - and Wallwalker likes to stick his
head
out
the
wall
from behind Shitwalker, and scare him: "Boooo!". And
shitwalker
sneezes.
That makes Wallwalker happy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha -
he
laughs.
Wallwalker (also known as "Wall") is an a*****le. The
100-legged-Indian
man one day caught him, and put Wall on a spaceship, to
keep
him
out
of public. Imagine Mr. Bush's worries that the terrists
one
day
may
use
his technologies to walk through walls.
Fly away pigeo, fly away...
Oh and Nisha! How can anyone forget Nisha the japanese sex
babe.
Wall watches her showering all the time, his eye appears
on
the
wall,
and his dick appears erect underneath. One day shitwalker
pushed
wall into Nisha's shower room from behind. s**t screamed:
Booooo! -
as he pushed Wall. Nisha quickly pulled a towel on her
body
as
she saw wall.
Fly away pigeo...
Public wallsters, there are so many, imagine the Hollywood
effect
of
an army of wallwalkers. How does one battle them? We know they
overpower us.
Boosticity and bossticity. Boosted (chest-inflated) bosses in
Hollywood,
celebrating the age of techno (sneeze). Its all boosted like
Bush.
We
are
big, we are huge, and we gonna be much bigger tavarishes! Live
life
in
one big wow effect! Like Bush, I vote for cold war and nothing
happening.
No TV at home, no walk in the city, because they are all druggy
bums
there, just play power, and push butns. I think we are already
there
in
the
US. We stay home. Its too dangerous outside. We push butns for
food,
like rats, and we like cold war games. Right Tony?
Tony: Right Boss.
http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/2107/mp3/323295_SOUNDDOGS_WI.mp3
Boss: And stop the air conditioning, please.
Its a heater boss, we bought a new Scamsterfarten.
Tony: High pressure air and rubber. Its a new invention boss,
invented
by
our writer.
A house heated by a car-tire-pumper, generating 100+psi pressure in
long
rubber tubes. It works boss, it really works. Imagine. No fire in the
basement,
the noisy motor is covered with a sound-proof box, its really cheap
and
its
really effective.
(Boss goes down to the basement to observe the new Scamsterfarten. He
finds a small electric car tire pump worth $20 in K-Mart and a lot of
thin
rubber tubes attached to it, and it is blowing heat like crazy.)
Writer: See, it is much more convenient to build a central heating
center
in
US Suburbs, simply pumping a large volume of air to houses through
rubber
tubes. By the time the air reaches the houses, the air is heated from
the
airflow
in the rubber tubes. So we don't need a local heating system in the
house,
and
not to mention, its a more futuristic solution, not to have to worry
about
gas
leaking in the house, about buying a new heater, you know, its much
nicer
when basic things are taken care of. You just live, and worry less about
maintaining things in your house. So we can all focus on our duties, to
save
America.
Zee cold war is on.
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
Scamsterfarten system logo (I loved these pins when I was a small kid):
http://lotsofcovers.com/images/SportsPins_Russian_30Yr1975_small.jpg
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
And finally, the greatest feature, it comes with a real automated climate
control
and humidity for dry climates. Real automated climate controls keeps a
desired temerature in the house, regardless if the desired temperature requires
heating or cooling. I don't understand why cars and houses don't already have
that simple feature. Why do I have to switch from heating to cooling if I have
a heater and a cooler system and a humidifier. Why do I have to keep switching,
as if there were only two climates, Summer and Winter. It involves a little
brain power which lacks in the general population. Why do I have to live
in a sense of being in the past all my life?
Its like when I heard of the first PC-s in the 80-s. I thought they were going to
have cool looking boxes, but they were ugly looking IBM PC-s. And it took
like 25 years to reach nicer boxes. Why are they keeping us from the nice
things all the time. I never figured that out. Too many secrets I guess. Too many
secrets. There is a lot of resistence against nice.
...Like oak furniture in the US. They advertise it as "real", but its very ugly.
Buy Republican oak. Its for real down-to-earth people. Its ugly. Fine, if that's
what you wanna call real.
Because its harsh wood. And the heaviest wood. An oak desk weighs a ton or
more. Its harsh, and it appeals to lumberjack people who own $40000 trucks,
which don't carry anything. Because its too shiny and they don't wanna scratch
their truck. But that's not the point. The point is, that central heating is a nice
socialist solution.
"Scamsterfarten heating systems. For nice socialist people, who hate oak desks."
Need to maka Crazy People 2 movie.
Why not. The movie begins with a Google programmer named Brady,
realizing that he lives by pushing buttons like rats for food. So he quit, and
invented the Scamsterfarten, and... oh... oh... is that the Office Space movie
idea?
Central Air heating can invite terrists, like bacteria. Amtrax. Because they can
put things in the air. Unfortunately, the movie and the future is cancelled. Duh!
(Oh I am not supposed to say that because I can give ideas to them, which
can put me in jail for 35 years plus. I don't know anything any more, president
Bush.)
(Its better not to know anything, that's what Regimists like. We don't know
anything. We are a dumb crowd, serving the Regimists. Unfortunately its
true.)
I say let them Amtrax us. I wanna see the Scamsterfarten heating a suburb.
Terrists didn't stop New York from building the Freedom tower. Would I
work there? Good question. Probably not. I am scared of heights.
When I walk in a sky scraper, I feel it moving. I panik. I can feel the slightest
movements in the building. I know there are 50 floors above me. I feel
claustrophobic in those buildings. I felt claustophobic in New York streets.
Tall buildings, narrow streets, no parks, no benches, millions of people,
there is a central park, but its just one park. I never felt claustophobic
in any European city, but in New York I felt very uncomfortable. Maybe
in Paris I felt a little uncomfortable. Just too many people, just too crowded,
I don't know, anything.
New York. But its a funny place.
http://www.nycmap.com/nymages/ave4.jpg
"Hi, give me a coin, I'll show you my thing. Hi there, you wanna see my thing?
Hello, I'll show you my thing for a quarter. For 2 quarters I'll show you
my balls too. Hello, "
f*** it, go to Balkania, spit lemon seeds, and forget about brainwash freedom
and freedom fighters.
http://thisisyourworld.com/archive/videos/1-29_2-4/highwayhumperz.mpg
Just builing my Resume. I am sure I will be hired as a zpammer somewhere.
Buil-ding dong, building my Scamsterfarten, and spitting lemon seeds. Everybody
needs a Scamsterfarten.
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Rotsies and scamsterfartenists, from Master and Margarita, now the Boss and Tony (spit).
From Nobel winning Master and Margarita, to the all-loosing Boss and Tonita (spit) (spit).
To the all-loosing "Mr. Krepelka, the Incredible Wallwalker." (spit) (spit) (spit) (spit) (spit)
Cheers Attila! Vodka with squeezed lemons never tasted so good.
Attila: Cheers! And God Bless Hungaria!
P.S. As in all bad movies, the end of the movie is discussed: Is this a good
ending, or is this merely a good Resume in the making?
I think I have a lemon seed saved for spitting it at the monitor.
|
I am not going to lie, so far I have accumulated about ten movie sections,
with ten different stories, each between 2 and 5 minutes in length. So I could make
a half hour movie. That's something for mumbling around in this newsgroup
for 6 months. (spit) |
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bogyo
science forum Guru
Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 1526
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| Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 11:06 pm Post subject:
Re: Zeep thoughts: Amchies lucka respond with nucelar to terrist attack
|
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| Quote: | Think zipper wall wall ker, think zeeper and zeeper.
Think:
Fly
away
pigeo!
The movie Matrix had wallwalkers. Its nothing special.
Its
just
a
special
effect.
But to me its special. Wallwalker sticks his head out
the
wall
sometimes
and annoys me. He says things. Shitwalker is much
friendlier.
He
is
filled
with s**t all over his body, and his boots make spongy
sound
as
he
walks
on melting snow, even though its not snowing.
Shitwalker
wants
3
kisses,
because nobody loves him, he smells and his face is
covered
with
poocus.
He has brown poop coming out of his nose, and when he
gets
emotionally
effected, be it by scaring him or a woman touching
him,
he
sneezes.
Wallwalker sticks his head through the wall and says
nasty
things,
and
laughs
and disappears. You can't get him. I run after him,
out
to
the
streets,
I
chase
him, but he runs into other people's homes and he runs
from
one
home
into another. Its really really hard to catch him. The
100-legged
pony-tailed
indian can catch him, because he can run really fast
with
his
100
legs.
He
has so many legs that his name is shadow walker.
Shitwalker has a futuristic job. He is a spaceship
genitor.
He
makes
mess,
and he cleans at the same time. He walks around the
spaceship,
and
he
whines a lot because nobody loves him, and cleans
around.
Wall
wall
ker,
give me 3 kisses! - and Wallwalker likes to stick his
head
out
the
wall
from behind Shitwalker, and scare him: "Boooo!". And
shitwalker
sneezes.
That makes Wallwalker happy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha -
he
laughs.
Wallwalker (also known as "Wall") is an a*****le. The
100-legged-Indian
man one day caught him, and put Wall on a spaceship,
to
keep
him
out
of public. Imagine Mr. Bush's worries that the
terrists
one
day
may
use
his technologies to walk through walls.
Fly away pigeo, fly away...
Oh and Nisha! How can anyone forget Nisha the japanese
sex
babe.
Wall watches her showering all the time, his eye appears
on
the
wall,
and his dick appears erect underneath. One day
shitwalker
pushed
wall into Nisha's shower room from behind. s**t
screamed:
Booooo! -
as he pushed Wall. Nisha quickly pulled a towel on her
body
as
she saw wall.
Fly away pigeo...
Public wallsters, there are so many, imagine the Hollywood
effect
of
an army of wallwalkers. How does one battle them? We know
they
overpower us.
Boosticity and bossticity. Boosted (chest-inflated) bosses in
Hollywood,
celebrating the age of techno (sneeze). Its all boosted like
Bush.
We
are
big, we are huge, and we gonna be much bigger tavarishes! Live
life
in
one big wow effect! Like Bush, I vote for cold war and nothing
happening.
No TV at home, no walk in the city, because they are all
druggy
bums
there, just play power, and push butns. I think we are already
there
in
the
US. We stay home. Its too dangerous outside. We push butns for
food,
like rats, and we like cold war games. Right Tony?
Tony: Right Boss.
http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/2107/mp3/323295_SOUNDDOGS_WI.mp3
Boss: And stop the air conditioning, please.
Its a heater boss, we bought a new Scamsterfarten.
Tony: High pressure air and rubber. Its a new invention boss,
invented
by
our writer.
A house heated by a car-tire-pumper, generating 100+psi pressure in
long
rubber tubes. It works boss, it really works. Imagine. No fire in
the
basement,
the noisy motor is covered with a sound-proof box, its really cheap
and
its
really effective.
(Boss goes down to the basement to observe the new Scamsterfarten.
He
finds a small electric car tire pump worth $20 in K-Mart and a lot
of
thin
rubber tubes attached to it, and it is blowing heat like crazy.)
Writer: See, it is much more convenient to build a central heating
center
in
US Suburbs, simply pumping a large volume of air to houses through
rubber
tubes. By the time the air reaches the houses, the air is heated from
the
airflow
in the rubber tubes. So we don't need a local heating system in the
house,
and
not to mention, its a more futuristic solution, not to have to worry
about
gas
leaking in the house, about buying a new heater, you know, its much
nicer
when basic things are taken care of. You just live, and worry less
about
maintaining things in your house. So we can all focus on our duties,
to
save
America.
Zee cold war is on.
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
Scamsterfarten system logo (I loved these pins when I was a small kid):
http://lotsofcovers.com/images/SportsPins_Russian_30Yr1975_small.jpg
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
And finally, the greatest feature, it comes with a real automated climate
control
and humidity for dry climates. Real automated climate controls keeps a
desired temerature in the house, regardless if the desired temperature
requires
heating or cooling. I don't understand why cars and houses don't already have
that simple feature. Why do I have to switch from heating to cooling if I have
a heater and a cooler system and a humidifier. Why do I have to keep
switching,
as if there were only two climates, Summer and Winter. It involves a little
brain power which lacks in the general population. Why do I have to live
in a sense of being in the past all my life?
Its like when I heard of the first PC-s in the 80-s. I thought they were going
to
have cool looking boxes, but they were ugly looking IBM PC-s. And it took
like 25 years to reach nicer boxes. Why are they keeping us from the nice
things all the time. I never figured that out. Too many secrets I guess. Too
many
secrets. There is a lot of resistence against nice.
...Like oak furniture in the US. They advertise it as "real", but its very ugly.
Buy Republican oak. Its for real down-to-earth people. Its ugly. Fine, if that's
what you wanna call real.
Because its harsh wood. And the heaviest wood. An oak desk weighs a ton or
more. Its harsh, and it appeals to lumberjack people who own $40000 trucks,
which don't carry anything. Because its too shiny and they don't wanna scratch
their truck. But that's not the point. The point is, that central heating is a nice
socialist solution.
"Scamsterfarten heating systems. For nice socialist people, who hate oak desks."
Need to maka Crazy People 2 movie.
Why not. The movie begins with a Google programmer named Brady,
realizing that he lives by pushing buttons like rats for food. So he quit, and
invented the Scamsterfarten, and... oh... oh... is that the Office Space movie
idea?
Central Air heating can invite terrists, like bacteria. Amtrax. Because they can
put things in the air. Unfortunately, the movie and the future is cancelled. Duh!
(Oh I am not supposed to say that because I can give ideas to them, which
can put me in jail for 35 years plus. I don't know anything any more, president
Bush.)
(Its better not to know anything, that's what Regimists like. We don't know
anything. We are a dumb crowd, serving the Regimists. Unfortunately its
true.)
I say let them Amtrax us. I wanna see the Scamsterfarten heating a suburb.
Terrists didn't stop New York from building the Freedom tower. Would I
work there? Good question. Probably not. I am scared of heights.
When I walk in a sky scraper, I feel it moving. I panik. I can feel the slightest
movements in the building. I know there are 50 floors above me. I feel
claustrophobic in those buildings. I felt claustophobic in New York streets.
Tall buildings, narrow streets, no parks, no benches, millions of people,
there is a central park, but its just one park. I never felt claustophobic
in any European city, but in New York I felt very uncomfortable. Maybe
in Paris I felt a little uncomfortable. Just too many people, just too crowded,
I don't know, anything.
New York. But its a funny place.
http://www.nycmap.com/nymages/ave4.jpg
"Hi, give me a coin, I'll show you my thing. Hi there, you wanna see my thing?
Hello, I'll show you my thing for a quarter. For 2 quarters I'll show you
my balls too. Hello, "
f*** it, go to Balkania, spit lemon seeds, and forget about brainwash freedom
and freedom fighters.
http://thisisyourworld.com/archive/videos/1-29_2-4/highwayhumperz.mpg
Just builing my Resume. I am sure I will be hired as a zpammer somewhere.
Buil-ding dong, building my Scamsterfarten, and spitting lemon seeds. Everybody
needs a Scamsterfarten.
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Rotsies and scamsterfartenists, from Master and Margarita, now the Boss and Tony (spit).
From Nobel winning Master and Margarita, to the all-loosing Boss and Tonita (spit) (spit).
To the all-loosing "Mr. Krepelka, the Incredible Wallwalker." (spit) (spit) (spit) (spit) (spit)
Cheers Attila! Vodka with squeezed lemons never tasted so good.
Attila: Cheers! And God Bless Hungaria!
P.S. As in all bad movies, the end of the movie is discussed: Is this a good
ending, or is this merely a good Resume in the making?
I think I have a lemon seed saved for spitting it at the monitor.
I am not going to lie, so far I have accumulated about ten movie sections,
with ten different stories, each between 2 and 5 minutes in length. So I could make
a half hour movie. That's something for mumbling around in this newsgroup
for 6 months. (spit)
|
1. Brady's Scamsterfarten
2. Tarzan in the nuthouse
3. My trip to the US
4. Mr. Krepelka the Incredible Wallwalker
5. Terminal 2 with Tom Hanks
6. Trip to Attila
7. The Death of the wise man (story told by killer grandpa)
8. The secretary who always has a cold
9. Astronauts talking in a spaceship window about balkania?
10. (open spot) |
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bogyo
science forum Guru
Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 1526
|
| Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 11:33 pm Post subject:
Re: Zeep thoughts: Amchies lucka respond with nucelar to terrist attack
|
|
|
| Quote: | Think zipper wall wall ker, think zeeper and
zeeper.
Think:
Fly
away
pigeo!
The movie Matrix had wallwalkers. Its nothing
special.
Its
just
a
special
effect.
But to me its special. Wallwalker sticks his head
out
the
wall
sometimes
and annoys me. He says things. Shitwalker is much
friendlier.
He
is
filled
with s**t all over his body, and his boots make
spongy
sound
as
he
walks
on melting snow, even though its not snowing.
Shitwalker
wants
3
kisses,
because nobody loves him, he smells and his face is
covered
with
poocus.
He has brown poop coming out of his nose, and when
he
gets
emotionally
effected, be it by scaring him or a woman touching
him,
he
sneezes.
Wallwalker sticks his head through the wall and says
nasty
things,
and
laughs
and disappears. You can't get him. I run after him,
out
to
the
streets,
I
chase
him, but he runs into other people's homes and he
runs
from
one
home
into another. Its really really hard to catch him.
The
100-legged
pony-tailed
indian can catch him, because he can run really fast
with
his
100
legs.
He
has so many legs that his name is shadow walker.
Shitwalker has a futuristic job. He is a spaceship
genitor.
He
makes
mess,
and he cleans at the same time. He walks around the
spaceship,
and
he
whines a lot because nobody loves him, and cleans
around.
Wall
wall
ker,
give me 3 kisses! - and Wallwalker likes to stick
his
head
out
the
wall
from behind Shitwalker, and scare him: "Boooo!". And
shitwalker
sneezes.
That makes Wallwalker happy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha -
he
laughs.
Wallwalker (also known as "Wall") is an a*****le. The
100-legged-Indian
man one day caught him, and put Wall on a spaceship,
to
keep
him
out
of public. Imagine Mr. Bush's worries that the
terrists
one
day
may
use
his technologies to walk through walls.
Fly away pigeo, fly away...
Oh and Nisha! How can anyone forget Nisha the japanese
sex
babe.
Wall watches her showering all the time, his eye
appears
on
the
wall,
and his dick appears erect underneath. One day
shitwalker
pushed
wall into Nisha's shower room from behind. s**t
screamed:
Booooo! -
as he pushed Wall. Nisha quickly pulled a towel on her
body
as
she saw wall.
Fly away pigeo...
Public wallsters, there are so many, imagine the Hollywood
effect
of
an army of wallwalkers. How does one battle them? We know
they
overpower us.
Boosticity and bossticity. Boosted (chest-inflated) bosses
in
Hollywood,
celebrating the age of techno (sneeze). Its all boosted like
Bush.
We
are
big, we are huge, and we gonna be much bigger tavarishes!
Live
life
in
one big wow effect! Like Bush, I vote for cold war and
nothing
happening.
No TV at home, no walk in the city, because they are all
druggy
bums
there, just play power, and push butns. I think we are
already
there
in
the
US. We stay home. Its too dangerous outside. We push butns
for
food,
like rats, and we like cold war games. Right Tony?
Tony: Right Boss.
http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/2107/mp3/323295_SOUNDDOGS_WI.mp3
Boss: And stop the air conditioning, please.
Its a heater boss, we bought a new Scamsterfarten.
Tony: High pressure air and rubber. Its a new invention boss,
invented
by
our writer.
A house heated by a car-tire-pumper, generating 100+psi pressure
in
long
rubber tubes. It works boss, it really works. Imagine. No fire in
the
basement,
the noisy motor is covered with a sound-proof box, its really
cheap
and
its
really effective.
(Boss goes down to the basement to observe the new Scamsterfarten.
He
finds a small electric car tire pump worth $20 in K-Mart and a lot
of
thin
rubber tubes attached to it, and it is blowing heat like crazy.)
Writer: See, it is much more convenient to build a central heating
center
in
US Suburbs, simply pumping a large volume of air to houses through
rubber
tubes. By the time the air reaches the houses, the air is heated
from
the
airflow
in the rubber tubes. So we don't need a local heating system in the
house,
and
not to mention, its a more futuristic solution, not to have to worry
about
gas
leaking in the house, about buying a new heater, you know, its much
nicer
when basic things are taken care of. You just live, and worry less
about
maintaining things in your house. So we can all focus on our duties,
to
save
America.
Zee cold war is on.
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
Scamsterfarten system logo (I loved these pins when I was a small kid):
http://lotsofcovers.com/images/SportsPins_Russian_30Yr1975_small.jpg
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
And finally, the greatest feature, it comes with a real automated climate
control
and humidity for dry climates. Real automated climate controls keeps a
desired temerature in the house, regardless if the desired temperature
requires
heating or cooling. I don't understand why cars and houses don't already
have
that simple feature. Why do I have to switch from heating to cooling if I
have
a heater and a cooler system and a humidifier. Why do I have to keep
switching,
as if there were only two climates, Summer and Winter. It involves a little
brain power which lacks in the general population. Why do I have to live
in a sense of being in the past all my life?
Its like when I heard of the first PC-s in the 80-s. I thought they were going
to
have cool looking boxes, but they were ugly looking IBM PC-s. And it took
like 25 years to reach nicer boxes. Why are they keeping us from the nice
things all the time. I never figured that out. Too many secrets I guess. Too
many
secrets. There is a lot of resistence against nice.
...Like oak furniture in the US. They advertise it as "real", but its very ugly.
Buy Republican oak. Its for real down-to-earth people. Its ugly. Fine, if that's
what you wanna call real.
Because its harsh wood. And the heaviest wood. An oak desk weighs a ton or
more. Its harsh, and it appeals to lumberjack people who own $40000 trucks,
which don't carry anything. Because its too shiny and they don't wanna scratch
their truck. But that's not the point. The point is, that central heating is a
nice
socialist solution.
"Scamsterfarten heating systems. For nice socialist people, who hate oak desks."
Need to maka Crazy People 2 movie.
Why not. The movie begins with a Google programmer named Brady,
realizing that he lives by pushing buttons like rats for food. So he quit, and
invented the Scamsterfarten, and... oh... oh... is that the Office Space movie
idea?
Central Air heating can invite terrists, like bacteria. Amtrax. Because they can
put things in the air. Unfortunately, the movie and the future is cancelled. Duh!
(Oh I am not supposed to say that because I can give ideas to them, which
can put me in jail for 35 years plus. I don't know anything any more, president
Bush.)
(Its better not to know anything, that's what Regimists like. We don't know
anything. We are a dumb crowd, serving the Regimists. Unfortunately its
true.)
I say let them Amtrax us. I wanna see the Scamsterfarten heating a suburb.
Terrists didn't stop New York from building the Freedom tower. Would I
work there? Good question. Probably not. I am scared of heights.
When I walk in a sky scraper, I feel it moving. I panik. I can feel the slightest
movements in the building. I know there are 50 floors above me. I feel
claustrophobic in those buildings. I felt claustophobic in New York streets.
Tall buildings, narrow streets, no parks, no benches, millions of people,
there is a central park, but its just one park. I never felt claustophobic
in any European city, but in New York I felt very uncomfortable. Maybe
in Paris I felt a little uncomfortable. Just too many people, just too crowded,
I don't know, anything.
New York. But its a funny place.
http://www.nycmap.com/nymages/ave4.jpg
"Hi, give me a coin, I'll show you my thing. Hi there, you wanna see my thing?
Hello, I'll show you my thing for a quarter. For 2 quarters I'll show you
my balls too. Hello, "
f*** it, go to Balkania, spit lemon seeds, and forget about brainwash freedom
and freedom fighters.
http://thisisyourworld.com/archive/videos/1-29_2-4/highwayhumperz.mpg
Just builing my Resume. I am sure I will be hired as a zpammer somewhere.
Buil-ding dong, building my Scamsterfarten, and spitting lemon seeds. Everybody
needs a Scamsterfarten.
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Rotsies and scamsterfartenists, from Master and Margarita, now the Boss and Tony (spit).
From Nobel winning Master and Margarita, to the all-loosing Boss and Tonita (spit) (spit).
To the all-loosing "Mr. Krepelka, the Incredible Wallwalker." (spit) (spit) (spit) (spit) (spit)
Cheers Attila! Vodka with squeezed lemons never tasted so good.
Attila: Cheers! And God Bless Hungaria!
P.S. As in all bad movies, the end of the movie is discussed: Is this a good
ending, or is this merely a good Resume in the making?
I think I have a lemon seed saved for spitting it at the monitor.
I am not going to lie, so far I have accumulated about ten movie sections,
with ten different stories, each between 2 and 5 minutes in length. So I could make
a half hour movie. That's something for mumbling around in this newsgroup
for 6 months. (spit)
1. Brady's Scamsterfarten
2. Tarzan in the nuthouse
3. My trip to the US
4. Mr. Krepelka the Incredible Wallwalker
5. Terminal 2 with Tom Hanks
6. Trip to Attila
7. The Death of the wise man (story told by killer grandpa)
8. The secretary who always has a cold
9. Astronauts talking in a spaceship window about balkania?
10. (open spot)
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Is the coal beast story in 4. or 6.? I think I'll remove 9.
How about Hitler and his entire army coming through a time-warp to
battle Boss and Tony. Maybe a nice book, that's all, maybe a horrible book.
If I have something to say, I might as well put it in a work of art.
If things go bad, might as well make something nice out of it.
Lets get inflated! |
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Re: Zeep thoughts: Amchies lucka respond with nucelar to terrist attack
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| Quote: | Think zipper wall wall ker, think zeeper and
zeeper.
Think:
Fly
away
pigeo!
The movie Matrix had wallwalkers. Its nothing
special.
Its
just
a
special
effect.
But to me its special. Wallwalker sticks his head
out
the
wall
sometimes
and annoys me. He says things. Shitwalker is much
friendlier.
He
is
filled
with s**t all over his body, and his boots make
spongy
sound
as
he
walks
on melting snow, even though its not snowing.
Shitwalker
wants
3
kisses,
because nobody loves him, he smells and his face
is
covered
with
poocus.
He has brown poop coming out of his nose, and when
he
gets
emotionally
effected, be it by scaring him or a woman touching
him,
he
sneezes.
Wallwalker sticks his head through the wall and
says
nasty
things,
and
laughs
and disappears. You can't get him. I run after
him,
out
to
the
streets,
I
chase
him, but he runs into other people's homes and he
runs
from
one
home
into another. Its really really hard to catch him.
The
100-legged
pony-tailed
indian can catch him, because he can run really
fast
with
his
100
legs.
He
has so many legs that his name is shadow walker.
Shitwalker has a futuristic job. He is a spaceship
genitor.
He
makes
mess,
and he cleans at the same time. He walks around
the
spaceship,
and
he
whines a lot because nobody loves him, and cleans
around.
Wall
wall
ker,
give me 3 kisses! - and Wallwalker likes to stick
his
head
out
the
wall
from behind Shitwalker, and scare him: "Boooo!".
And
shitwalker
sneezes.
That makes Wallwalker happy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha
ha -
he
laughs.
Wallwalker (also known as "Wall") is an a*****le.
The
100-legged-Indian
man one day caught him, and put Wall on a
spaceship,
to
keep
him
out
of public. Imagine Mr. Bush's worries that the
terrists
one
day
may
use
his technologies to walk through walls.
Fly away pigeo, fly away...
Oh and Nisha! How can anyone forget Nisha the
japanese
sex
babe.
Wall watches her showering all the time, his eye
appears
on
the
wall,
and his dick appears erect underneath. One day
shitwalker
pushed
wall into Nisha's shower room from behind. s**t
screamed:
Booooo! -
as he pushed Wall. Nisha quickly pulled a towel on
her
body
as
she saw wall.
Fly away pigeo...
Public wallsters, there are so many, imagine the
Hollywood
effect
of
an army of wallwalkers. How does one battle them? We
know
they
overpower us.
Boosticity and bossticity. Boosted (chest-inflated) bosses
in
Hollywood,
celebrating the age of techno (sneeze). Its all boosted
like
Bush.
We
are
big, we are huge, and we gonna be much bigger tavarishes!
Live
life
in
one big wow effect! Like Bush, I vote for cold war and
nothing
happening.
No TV at home, no walk in the city, because they are all
druggy
bums
there, just play power, and push butns. I think we are
already
there
in
the
US. We stay home. Its too dangerous outside. We push butns
for
food,
like rats, and we like cold war games. Right Tony?
Tony: Right Boss.
http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/2107/mp3/323295_SOUNDDOGS_WI.mp3
Boss: And stop the air conditioning, please.
Its a heater boss, we bought a new Scamsterfarten.
Tony: High pressure air and rubber. Its a new invention boss,
invented
by
our writer.
A house heated by a car-tire-pumper, generating 100+psi pressure
in
long
rubber tubes. It works boss, it really works. Imagine. No fire
in
the
basement,
the noisy motor is covered with a sound-proof box, its really
cheap
and
its
really effective.
(Boss goes down to the basement to observe the new
Scamsterfarten.
He
finds a small electric car tire pump worth $20 in K-Mart and a
lot
of
thin
rubber tubes attached to it, and it is blowing heat like crazy.)
Writer: See, it is much more convenient to build a central heating
center
in
US Suburbs, simply pumping a large volume of air to houses through
rubber
tubes. By the time the air reaches the houses, the air is heated
from
the
airflow
in the rubber tubes. So we don't need a local heating system in
the
house,
and
not to mention, its a more futuristic solution, not to have to
worry
about
gas
leaking in the house, about buying a new heater, you know, its
much
nicer
when basic things are taken care of. You just live, and worry less
about
maintaining things in your house. So we can all focus on our
duties,
to
save
America.
Zee cold war is on.
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
Scamsterfarten system logo (I loved these pins when I was a small
kid):
http://lotsofcovers.com/images/SportsPins_Russian_30Yr1975_small.jpg
http://www.fysel.ntnu.no/~makarov/anthems/anthem-russia-2000-bolshoith.mp3
And finally, the greatest feature, it comes with a real automated climate
control
and humidity for dry climates. Real automated climate controls keeps a
desired temerature in the house, regardless if the desired temperature
requires
heating or cooling. I don't understand why cars and houses don't already
have
that simple feature. Why do I have to switch from heating to cooling if I
have
a heater and a cooler system and a humidifier. Why do I have to keep
switching,
as if there were only two climates, Summer and Winter. It involves a
little
brain power which lacks in the general population. Why do I have to live
in a sense of being in the past all my life?
Its like when I heard of the first PC-s in the 80-s. I thought they were
going
to
have cool looking boxes, but they were ugly looking IBM PC-s. And it took
like 25 years to reach nicer boxes. Why are they keeping us from the nice
things all the time. I never figured that out. Too many secrets I guess. Too
many
secrets. There is a lot of resistence against nice.
...Like oak furniture in the US. They advertise it as "real", but its very
ugly.
Buy Republican oak. Its for real down-to-earth people. Its ugly. Fine, if
that's
what you wanna call real.
Because its harsh wood. And the heaviest wood. An oak desk weighs a ton or
more. Its harsh, and it appeals to lumberjack people who own $40000 trucks,
which don't carry anything. Because its too shiny and they don't wanna scratch
their truck. But that's not the point. The point is, that central heating is a
nice
socialist solution.
"Scamsterfarten heating systems. For nice socialist people, who hate oak desks."
Need to maka Crazy People 2 movie.
Why not. The movie begins with a Google programmer named Brady,
realizing that he lives by pushing buttons like rats for food. So he quit, and
invented the Scamsterfarten, and... oh... oh... is that the Office Space movie
idea?
Central Air heating can invite terrists, like bacteria. Amtrax. Because they can
put things in the air. Unfortunately, the movie and the future is cancelled. Duh!
(Oh I am not supposed to say that because I can give ideas to them, which
can put me in jail for 35 years plus. I don't know anything any more, president
Bush.)
(Its better not to know anything, that's what Regimists like. We don't know
anything. We are a dumb crowd, serving the Regimists. Unfortunately its
true.)
I say let them Amtrax us. I wanna see the Scamsterfarten heating a suburb.
Terrists didn't stop New York from building the Freedom tower. Would I
work there? Good question. Probably not. I am scared of heights.
When I walk in a sky scraper, I feel it moving. I panik. I can feel the slightest
movements in the building. I know there are 50 floors above me. I feel
claustrophobic in those buildings. I felt claustophobic in New York streets.
Tall buildings, narrow streets, no parks, no benches, millions of people,
there is a central park, but its just one park. I never felt claustophobic
in any European city, but in New York I felt very uncomfortable. Maybe
in Paris I felt a little uncomfortable. Just too many people, just too crowded,
I don't know, anything.
New York. But its a funny place.
http://www.nycmap.com/nymages/ave4.jpg
"Hi, give me a coin, I'll show you my thing. Hi there, you wanna see my thing?
Hello, I'll show you my thing for a quarter. For 2 quarters I'll show you
my balls too. Hello, "
f*** it, go to Balkania, spit lemon seeds, and forget about brainwash freedom
and freedom fighters.
http://thisisyourworld.com/archive/videos/1-29_2-4/highwayhumperz.mpg
Just builing my Resume. I am sure I will be hired as a zpammer somewhere.
Buil-ding dong, building my Scamsterfarten, and spitting lemon seeds. Everybody
needs a Scamsterfarten.
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Everybody needs a Scamsterfarten (spit).
Rotsies and scamsterfartenists, from Master and Margarita, now the Boss and Tony (spit).
From Nobel winning Master and Margarita, to the all-loosing Boss and Tonita (spit) (spit).
To the all-loosing "Mr. Krepelka, the Incredible Wallwalker." (spit) (spit) (spit) (spit) (spit)
Cheers Attila! Vodka with squeezed lemons never tasted so good.
Attila: Cheers! And God Bless Hungaria!
P.S. As in all bad movies, the end of the movie is discussed: Is this a good
ending, or is this merely a good Resume in the making?
I think I have a lemon seed saved for spitting it at the monitor.
I am not going to lie, so far I have accumulated about ten movie sections,
with ten different stories, each between 2 and 5 minutes in length. So I could make
a half hour movie. That's something for mumbling around in this newsgroup
for 6 months. (spit)
1. Brady's Scamsterfarten
2. Tarzan in the nuthouse
3. My trip to the US
4. Mr. Krepelka the Incredible Wallwalker
5. Terminal 2 with Tom Hanks
6. Trip to Attila
7. The Death of the wise man (story told by killer grandpa)
8. The secretary who always has a cold
9. Astronauts talking in a spaceship window about balkania?
10. (open spot)
Is the coal beast story in 4. or 6.? I think I'll remove 9.
How about Hitler and his entire army coming through a time-warp to
battle Boss and Tony. Maybe a nice book, that's all, maybe a horrible book.
If I have something to say, I might as well put it in a work of art.
If things go bad, might as well make something nice out of it.
Lets get inflated!
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Dedicated to all the freaks in this newsgroup.
Slavek Krepelka:
http://re2.mm-a.yimg.com/image/100229995
"My kind regards." |
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